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Please, buy something.
That's all for now.
Would you like to buy an FPC fairy cloth?
No.
I went through a whole gender-bending phase.
I can also fly!
Safety is the most important thing in the world.
I haven't slept.
Jason.
It sucked.
Dad, what are you trying to say?
That means that you are pretty and little and sweet.
All right, sell me the FPC fairy cloth.
No.
in the closet, in the hallway where they can't hear me.
Now, hey, who wants to have some fun?
And this is just the beginning.
I think we're going to be friends for a long time.
Please?
OK.
Would you like to buy a fairy cloth?
Say sleep tight.
Yep.
Fentonsnakedmom.com.
Coach, my dad signed me up, not me.
I was just asking about you about a second ago.
I think you got a seven, Fenton.
I repeat, hear me.
Bren-Bren, you know what's great?
Yeah, Brendan.
Can anybody hear me?
You haven't really even touched anything.
Well, that's a laugh.
Would a fairy cloth make you feel better?
You tell the fairy princesses I said hi, Melissa.
No, Mom, no.
I haven't had coffee like this since the 60s.
Would you like to buy a fairy cloth?
I'm going to the bathroom.
Yup.
Please, somebody buy one of these things.
How do you know that?
Hey, I am so sorry about the whole fairy princess thing.
Come in, Jason.
Coach?
I don't know.
You're the dirty villain, and I'm the hero, and you suck.
Yeah.
How about this?
What are you talking about?