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Yeah, Brendan.
Say sleep tight.
Coach?
Would you like to buy an FPC fairy cloth?
Coach, my dad signed me up, not me.
OK.
Would you like to buy a fairy cloth?
How about this?
Please, somebody buy one of these things.
I haven't had coffee like this since the 60s.
I think we're going to be friends for a long time.
All right, sell me the FPC fairy cloth.
Come in, Jason.
Yep.
I don't know.
Fentonsnakedmom.com.
Safety is the most important thing in the world.
Would a fairy cloth make you feel better?
Yup.
Please?
You're the dirty villain, and I'm the hero, and you suck.
Please, buy something.
It sucked.
That means that you are pretty and little and sweet.
Now, hey, who wants to have some fun?
That's all for now.
I can also fly!
I went through a whole gender-bending phase.
Can anybody hear me?
Jason.
You haven't really even touched anything.
No.
I haven't slept.
Hey, I am so sorry about the whole fairy princess thing.
I think you got a seven, Fenton.
And this is just the beginning.
Would you like to buy a fairy cloth?
No, Mom, no.
How do you know that?
Well, that's a laugh.
I'm going to the bathroom.
You tell the fairy princesses I said hi, Melissa.
I repeat, hear me.
I was just asking about you about a second ago.
Dad, what are you trying to say?
Bren-Bren, you know what's great?
What are you talking about?
in the closet, in the hallway where they can't hear me.
Yeah.
No.
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