Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

...Leaving no stone unturned,
Well, whatever happened in aisle three
Why do they do what they do?
"d"? Corporate will shut this store down.
I mean if corporate saw that, you'd be fired for sure.
[gasps]
It got me all fired up.
[laughs] oh, wait, I'm not wearing a diaper.
and now, uh, evidently some kind of policeman.
They'll hold me responsible.
Four bucks.
A carton of eggs?
-What? -Michael, he should call the police--
these "michael's out and about in the world" situations.
Lick my [bleep], you ignorant, white mother[bleep],
Oh, my god, he's admitted it. Case closed.
Well then, I'll call the police.
-and barrel headlong into danger... -[gasps]