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[Brett breathes heavily]
As long as you're holding the checkbook, I'll ban anyone from anything!
[rock music plays]
All right, Reagan, you made your choice
[gentle music plays]
[ominous music plays]
[elevator dings]
[dramatic music plays]
I wish to thank you for doing what I never could.
listening to your abusive relationship with your right hand!
[Robe 1] What do you think?
[Robe 2] Everything we know, you'll know.
-Sometimes you have to kill your babies. -I resent that!
Maybe a boss with a big heart
[Robe 1] How could she?
This has wildly exceeded my expectations of stupidity.
No, no, no! Agh!
[in Scooby-Doo voice] I ruv you, Brett! Pratonicary!
[all] Cognito!
Ow, God! And a new catastrophic workplace injury.
Not to point out the obvious, but fire, plague, actual fucking locusts?
[sighs] I can't wait to finally be able to sleep at night.
[Robe 1] Stop them? We unleashed them.
Time for our first totally normal day with zero crazy personal drama.
Shit? Really?
Okay, on the count of three.
I thought you were the office golden retriever.
[Myc] Finally, a reason for you to have shitty posture.
[Robe 1] We wanted to thank you for saving reality.
No, dog. They did it on their own.
People think that hugs and smiles are all you have to offer,