Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

There has to be at least one reality where we're happy!

[Robe 2] Operating from the shadows using secret knowledge,

[Robes] In ministerium chobanis!

because humanity needs someone to make the hard choices.

We're just glad we don't have to listen to these guys anymore.

[suspenseful music crescendos]

and you were worth sticking around for.

He must have been left here

you'd miss me too.

[dramatic music crescendos]

What's with that dog?

There's still some leftover anomalies that need to be contained.

Our building doesn't even go that low. Does it?

and narrowed it down to timelines where you, quote, "have it all."

-What? No! -[Air Bud whimpers]

Here's a reality where you and Staedtler teach improv classes to convicted felons.

How do you feel about growing out a messy ponytail?

[Robe 1] Think of how much good you could do as the most powerful human on Earth.

[ominous music plays]

-Well, I-- [cell phone buzzes]

Forever? But, Reagan, you're my best friend, and…

Air Bud is only a threat because there's nothing in the rule book

I don't hear from you for days and you're moving?

-Damn! -He killed his baby!

Once dogs dominate the NBA, they'll evolve thumbs.

I already have crotch rash!

and I'm sure that there are zero high jinks happening right now.

Wait, do you know where my phone charger is?

They can't evolve if they can't have any hope of a career!

Lobby to ban dogs from professional sports?

[dramatic music plays]

and I want you to give him the same respect that you've given me

is actually a complex system serving a greater good.

We need to isolate and contain every plot hole from this past season.

It's what I've wanted to make for the office,

The damage to our timeline has caused a number of minor inconsistencies.

[Robe 1] We're not making you the new J.R. You're making partner.

Okay. Remember, after I zap myself,