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It's over, Brett!
So? That doesn't sound so bad.
I love you.
I've been thinking about it and thinking about it,
[elevator dings repeatedly]
Wait, what the hell are you… Are you not breaking up with me?
My inevitable takeover binder?
[Myc] Yes! This has wildly exceeded my expectations of stupidity.
[groans]
Now, there's a chance for us to have both.
But we could start our own world together.
without me.
Throw the game. Please. Please! The stakes are so high.
Whoa. Weird. A reality where we work together.
and I know if it were possible,
Now, let's vaporize this puppy.
[gentle music plays]
Staedtler kind of asked me to run away with him,
And deepfaked photos of us? We never did this stuff.
Who's ready to pet our new office dog?
but your irrational attachment to your father held you back, until now.
Two rocking chairs on the porch for when we grow old.
We expect great things, Reagan.
This just turned into a snow day.
What did you need my advice about?
Stop licking me. [laughs]
Brett, did you do all this?
But what am I even doing here?
It was awful. He ended up killing millions.
You took a chance on a new life because you realized you deserved one.
This is what I mean! You're risking your life at that job,
Thanks, J.R. God, I hate this fucking--
[gasps, in normal voice] Reagan!