Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Hello? Any Mandela Effects in here?

We have six hours before the changes become permanent.

Will you stop manhandling your crotch?

[Robes] Reagan Ridley, the time has come.

[Brett] "We need to talk."

Maybe it's just cancer.

I was trapped in a dystopia where Kennedy never got shot.

where a teleporter turned me into Jeff Goldblum.

where dogs rule at basketball.

[Robe 2] You don't think Reagan will see this coming?

[Robe 2] Controlled fire to stop sentient trees overthrowing humanity.

[Robe 1] What appears on the surface to be chaos

and see them for yourself.

[ominous music crescendos]

-Reagan? -[all] Yeah!

All right, listen up. Confiscate the presidential portraits of Dennis Rodman,

I guess there's nothing in the rules of physics

Project Reboot.

Who are you guys?

That's right, there's a new sheriff in town. "Sheriff Boss"!

You can handle this.

-[animal roars] -[screaming]

[Robe 1] Then what if we showed you… everything?

[worried grunts]

You led Cognito through a gauntlet.

[Robe 2] More like Project "Fuck Up 100,000 Years of Planning."

[Mothman] Thank you, Reagan.

[Robe 1] Our story begins at the dawn of history.

What would Reagan do? Put me in charge?

One where Staedtler doesn't have to live with the memory of our breakup.

[gentle music continues]

Look, before you break up with me, I just want to say--

I don't hate this.

[Robe 1] A fraction of early humans were born smarter than their fellow cavemen.

[Myc] Yeah, mankind is doomed.

Yes! This has wildly exceeded my expectations of stupidity.

[Robe 1] The intelligent ones realized that without intervention,