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I see you haven't got your power down on here.
But he committed a crime.
- Free cat? - [cat meows]
[office workers chattering]
- And how long have you been trying? - Six years.
If you're the right candidate, the truth can only work in your favour.
[guest 2] Bravo.
Being able to control technology is only useful
[cat meows]
["Rill Rill" playing]
[audio distorts, slows]
♪ Check out a sock hop ♪
A real job. I didn't leave my home and family
but it means I can stop at Pret on the way.
[Adolf Hitler speaking German]
I only wash my hands if there's someone else in the bathroom.
What's the point of having a power if you don't use it?
That's exactly what I wanted to hear.
♪ Ooh, spell ♪
We definitely flew here.
No, I dropped out. But I'm-- I was too embarrassed to tell anyone.
Would you whist? I'm trying to get this thing to play music.
[chuckles] Oh, I hate that. Yeah, that's awful for me.
- Just do it, you fucking nerd. - Okay, okay!
Yeah.
Oh, my God.
So exciting.
[grunts]
I'm gonna kiss you now.
[Mary] Hi, hello. Up here. I'm up here.
No, no, there's no time. I've got so much mood-boarding to do.
Yeah, you're just a vessel. Like a sexy little carafe.
♪ Stick your finger in a socket And get a big shock ♪
Oh, my God.
And I'm really nervous,
Cheer up, love. It might never happen.
I thought it was cute.
You bought your drug dealer a birthday card last year.
Oh, uh--
Huh?
He spends all day in his room applying for jobs. Don't you, babe?
[song ends]
- ♪ Ooh, spell ♪ - ♪ Oh, yeah ♪
Aw, no. Oh, I'm playing the world's smallest violin.
So I pretended to go every day for a year.
Yes. I am, Denise. I'd like to book myself in for a discovery package.