Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

If we can talk to Mr Greenham directly,

- Khakis were ruined. - [snickers]

It's a common misconception that literally everyone I've ever met seems to hold.

I didn't have time to go to the bathroom downstairs 'cause I slept in.

Hey, Hitler. Yeah, suck a dick. Everyone's cool with interracial marriage now.

♪ But luckily, I left the heater on ♪

My cousin was like you.

Don't think I'm capable of love. I am worried I'm a little bit racist.

Because labels are great.

♪ Have a heart Have a heart, have a heart ♪

♪ And off with their heads ♪

He likes it. You got a better one?

["History Eraser" playing]

Big Michael Jackson fan?

Gonna become a vigilante.

[Olivia] Thanks! [laughs]

- [cat yowls] - [Gordon] Oh, God!

I mean, it's creamy and low-fat and has beautiful eyes.

♪ Pour three shots in a glass Call it a martini ♪

And normally you can't… [sniffs]

- Hello. - How was work?

- Oh, come on. - Well, it's kinda hard work.

[Jen's dad] Hi, pet.

So, uh, is she your girlfriend?

[song continues]

- Oh. - [clears throat]

You haven't been murdered or something, have you?

- [Kash] Oy, Jizzlord. - Don't call him that.

[Jizzlord purring]

[high-pitched voice] I can do "Happy 18th."

Yeah, no, you're right. That is not funny.

What would you say your greatest weakness is?

- [grunts] Hey! - [mugger] Give me your purse.

Like, knowing you don't need--

What are you doing?

They were all watching as the, uh, moment of contact arrived.

Gonna be 56 in April. Can't even buy some paracetamol in Asda.

[singer cackles] ♪ Watch out! ♪

No, it says, "Super Clock." Clock.

It'd be cool if you came, I suppose.

- Yeah. - Wouldn't really call it a date.

- 'Cause all landlords are evil. - All landlords are evil.

Oh, no. I'm basically an appliance.

…then go get it.

♪ I'm yours right now ♪

♪ Hang a banner with your name upon it ♪