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♪ Ooh, spell ♪
Well, what do you want me to say? Accept it.
I don't think it's gonna work out.
♪ Can't remember how it goes ♪
My entire extended family were there to witness the moment.
The Knightsbridge scarecrow gets nothing.
Ooh! Who am I?
I want them to say, "Happy 18th Birthday, Andy.
Wow. Fantastic.
My turn!
[Andy] Okay!
What do you think my power's gonna be?
Oh, the Jews are broadly doing okay.
- [guests chattering] - [Mary sighs]
Carrie, I haven't got a power yet. I'm not, like, terminal.
[chuckles]
♪ We're gonna give you everything You've ever wanted ♪
[Carrie] Kash, you cannot seriously believe A. D. stands for "after dinosaurs."
Okay. [laughs]
[Carrie chuckles, winces]
He's got an energy. He's scrappy. He's lived a life.
♪ Bonjour, motherfucker ♪
When you said you booked dinner, I thought it might be a fancy date.
We know, love. Jesus.
Aw. [sniffles]
You love 'em. You hate 'em, but you're stuck with 'em.
No way. Let me get my phone.
but I couldn't 'cause of my antidepressants.
♪ And in my dreams ♪
- You don't know that. - But you do somehow?
Okay. Come on, then.
[pedestrian] Yeah. How's Rachel?
Turn back time and tell me to leave.
Oh, I don't know what I'm doing here. Where's the antenna?
♪ Because the old guard still offend ♪
I've actually played the world's smallest violin, and it's much bigger than that.
He was doubled over. I thought he was having a heart attack.
♪ Sixteen six six six And I know the part ♪
[speaking German]