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[breathes heavily]
- [song ends] - [cat purring]
[Mary whooping]
It's like when they vacuum pack meat at the supermarket.
[grunting]
- ♪ This is my film, you're an extra ♪ - ♪ Motherfucker ♪
Try turning on the TV.
And if I'm sitting weirdly, it's because I think my tampon's come out.
♪ I put a spell on you ♪
No, no. Don't do that.
And they don't just use me for my power. They also ask me to make teas and coffees.
We have an excellent track record in helping people to discover their power.
Hi. Bang on time.
[moans]
- ♪ This is my film, you're an extra ♪ - ♪ Motherfucker ♪
What do you know about powers? You're like a virgin talking about sex.
Yeah, good. I'm great.
[sighs, chuckling] Jesus Christ.
[cat meows]
["Sleeping Lessons" playing]
- Maybe just take the glove-- - Give me a minute.
so I thought I'd bring the party to you.
♪ You're not obliged to swallow Anything you despise ♪
- Yes. - [door opens, closes]
Grown a moustache, have you? Didn't think you could look more like a nonce.
[song ends]
♪ D-d-d-d-d-d… ♪
Oh. Well, if it's not a date, there's no harm in joining. Right?
And you need to think about load bearing.
Yes.
Why didn't you tell me you're going to a party, you cheeky bint?