Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

[clears throat]
- You're like the pope. - I-I am not the pope. I fuck.
- ♪ Ooh… ♪ - ♪ Because… ♪
[patrons chattering]
Just try not to make everything into a competition.
I'm just sharing good news about my life with my sister.
[guest] Happy birthday!
I'd hate to be turning 18 now.
It can take a few days or weeks. Or…
Well, if you think it will make you happy…
Oh, my-- Oh, my God, I'm on the ceiling!
♪ I can't stand ♪
[Luke] 'Kay.
You know I can't go back that far.
I'm not gonna use it for inane reasons. With great power come--
[mugger scoffs] That piece of shit. Nah, mate.
What do you mean it's probably for the best? Wha--
[guests] Three, two, one…
Yeah, you're inside my white girlfriend, and we fuck at least twice a month.
[Olivia laughing]
It's my half-sister's 18th. It's a family thing.
[Jen's dad, oh phone] It's not like I've anything better to do.
- I am. Just a late bloomer. - I've never met anyone who waited so long.
Don't come in. I'm… masturbating.
Jen, I am burdened with a noble gift.
Haven't you got work today?
Jen, look at me.
How you die. Bears.
I saved an errant kick, which would've shattered a conservatory window.
Yeah. Go on.
Andy! Andy, I'm so high!
I'm so sorry.
- [Jen] Who are you? - [cat meows]
So I opened his shirt to begin performing chest compressions.
Oh, Carrie. This is my origin story! Quick, take a picture!
Or do you mean in general? Oh, you meant in general, didn't you?
♪ I put a spell on you ♪
Good game.
[in English] Oh, God. Not you again.
God, no. It's gonna be awful.
so I thought I was gonna shit myself the whole way in, but I didn't.
One hand!
You are such a brave little soldier.
Do you want to know how you die?