Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- We could do something different tonight. - Like you stop yammering for two seconds?

Well, I had hubby by the throat, didn't I?

Not my fault the insurance doesn't cover "act of troll".

No, feelings do not develop. No feelings.

Why doesn't that register with you? Crypt plus vampire equals bad.

They could have the wedding right there, beneath the very bell tower

I thought maybe if I gave and I gave and gave,

For Spike that's like third base.

I like it when you're all dour and straight-to-business, like.

I was a lucky bloke.

So if you're not doing this for the money, why are y...?

You're in my gut, in my throat.

- Well, Buffy, you have to talk to him again. - What? No. No, no, I have to avoid him again.

spider-webbing out nasty blue shocks.

You're all I bloody think about.

Darla got mojoed back from the beyond, you vamped her,

Honey, in case you didn't hear me the first 6,000 times, no more teleportation spells.

By the overwhelming choices

Bleeding crime is what it is.

I've done the whole LA scene, Dru. Didn't agree with me.

Electricity lies, Spike.

Do I save the best for last?

She delivered me from mediocrity. For over a century we cut a swath through continents.

Everything he did was out of love for a woman who would never love him.

Oh, Buffy. Spike came by to apologise for yesterday.

- Oh, my God. - No, look at me.

- I mean, serious trust issues. - Harm...

- Spike was there? - Unfortunately.

That's right, little girl. Teach our naughty boy a lesson.

Tell me... maybe,

This is my first R and R in weeks. Can we go one night without saying the name Glory?

- Why not? - Because I've got things to do.

We don't need to do anything! OK? There is no "we"!

You know what, though? There is one thing you can do for me while I'm gone.