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- What? What do you mean?
Let alone his dad?
- That, my friend, was all Vicki.
on the most important mission of your life.
- I'll rip your fucking throat out
* *
- How do you think Queeth followed you
* Well-- *
* 'Cause I'm the roaring lion *
* And whispered "Honey, take a chance" *
- That's what it feels like for women too.
- Oh, my God.
[choking] Ow.
without MacGruber.
It was almost like we could
and void my bowels into my Wrangler denim jeans?
- You wish.
- You son of a bitch.
- There, there.
Have a seat.
* *
to sacrifice your own son.
- Fuck you. - Don't even think about it.
- Oh, Vicki. Hi.
This is a family affair.
- To create a new world, of course.
* Oh, get down, turn around, go to town *
As I said, I will go first.
This whole time, it was right under my fucking schnozz.
Mom. Mom? Mom!
[soft jazz music]
- You sick bastard.
- Now, now.
[victorious music]
Well, then you'll love Vicki,
the greatest living man to ever walk this earth.