Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

gigity goo gigity goo
Not my dad, other people's dads. They're the best.
See you, babe.
refined taste...
Willie, you fell.
Oh, how could I have forgotten?
What? We're gonna steal this shit any fucking way. Who cares?
then just say, "All right, I guess I'll take it. "
- Goddamn it. - Stuffed monkey, neighbor's dog.
- before the drugs soften the noodle. - Yeah.
Huh? We were gonna wait at least another year.
Ahhh.
I need some air.
And nothing up my ass. You done took all that, Willie.
Told her I'd go to an AA meeting with her.
No, I think Diane hired someone to spy on me.
I thought the midget was doing it.
- You know, be a better... - Parent?
See you.
Don't let anybody muscle up on you in the showers either,
- We'll get it on the way out. - Gina!
Shit Happens That's Fucking Beautiful
Give me the goddamn chair.
You fucking perverted fucking asshole!
You know the address of where you're not gonna be?
- I'll kill your ass! - Let go of me!
And they want to bring us in and put us up in some fine-ass metropolitan digs
Oh, Christ.
Four thousand followers and counting, motherfucker. Ha-ha!
She's in heaven with God, you know. Watching me.
What can I get you?
♪ Dashing through the snow In a one-horse open sleigh ♪
What do you need me for? You can crack a fucking safe.
and went and killed all them Filipinos.
- Fuck! - What you got?
Goddamn.
You motorboat that O-button till she's speaking in tongues.
We stay together for the charity.
Whoa-ho-ho! My spot.
Oh, yeah!
- Don't hold back. - Don't hold back?
So you haven't done it with anybody yet.
I'm singing in the choir.
Well, you're the genius who left your ringer on.
Yeah. Help me zip this shit.
and he squirrels them away in an offshore account.
I know you're busy, but it's only for an hour and all the parents are coming.
I used to chew and feed you caramels, just like a mama bird does.
But I got a touch of the Parkinson's and my hearing ain't what it used to be,
♪ When you pine for the sunshine Of a friendly gaze ♪
Bitch, let me tell you something.
Ho, ho, ho. What's up, Santas?
I thought it would be a bonus. And I just wanna remind you of something.
No!
You'll be fine.
- Hey, Diane! I got two more. - Come on in, fellas.
♪ Choirs singing carols ♪
That sofa folds out, so you guys can fight over that.
- What's up? - Have you been drinking?
♪ Christmas everywhere ♪
Kid, how'd you get my number?
You're just not my type. I'm into older guys.
Sorry, Santa. I had to go.
No, come on. You remember.
Why's that?
You follow people all the way across the fucking country?
What are you, the fucking FBI? That place is gonna be crowded.
- Really? - That's what he told me.
The fuck you are.
OHHHHH Dadddddyyyyyyy
Walk. Don't run!
When I said this was my last job, I meant it was my last job with you.
Willie! Hey, Willie!
Ugh, every time you say that, my dick gets so hard.
just to have me to go to shit-ass Mexico with you?
Twenty bucks?
You're a Santa now, Thurman. Go ahead, put it on.
I'm warning you.
Think fast.
It's okay to like what you see. I like what I see.
Jesus, I already need a fucking drink.
Come on, baby. Get a bite of this pumpernickel bread.
I thought you were all done with the gooks.
He's always been too goddamn soft. Probably because he was born early.
Are you talking about the true meaning of Christmas?
Copy, checking.