Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

What can I get you?
- You know, be a better... - Parent?
Told her I'd go to an AA meeting with her.
You know the address of where you're not gonna be?
He's always been too goddamn soft. Probably because he was born early.
Jesus, I already need a fucking drink.
Don't let anybody muscle up on you in the showers either,
and he squirrels them away in an offshore account.
So you haven't done it with anybody yet.
♪ When you pine for the sunshine Of a friendly gaze ♪
I thought you were all done with the gooks.
and went and killed all them Filipinos.
Huh? We were gonna wait at least another year.
♪ Choirs singing carols ♪
Copy, checking.
Are you talking about the true meaning of Christmas?
Ugh, every time you say that, my dick gets so hard.
Walk. Don't run!
Whoa-ho-ho! My spot.
Oh, yeah!
She's in heaven with God, you know. Watching me.
That sofa folds out, so you guys can fight over that.
You fucking perverted fucking asshole!
♪ Christmas everywhere ♪
It's okay to like what you see. I like what I see.
I need some air.
Oh, how could I have forgotten?
But I got a touch of the Parkinson's and my hearing ain't what it used to be,
See you.
What? We're gonna steal this shit any fucking way. Who cares?
You're a Santa now, Thurman. Go ahead, put it on.
- Really? - That's what he told me.
gigity goo gigity goo
Willie! Hey, Willie!
- What's up? - Have you been drinking?
You follow people all the way across the fucking country?
Willie, you fell.
The fuck you are.
What are you, the fucking FBI? That place is gonna be crowded.
- Hey, Diane! I got two more. - Come on in, fellas.
Yeah. Help me zip this shit.
- before the drugs soften the noodle. - Yeah.
Why's that?
You'll be fine.
We stay together for the charity.
Ahhh.
Oh, Christ.
When I said this was my last job, I meant it was my last job with you.
Twenty bucks?
You're just not my type. I'm into older guys.
Goddamn.
just to have me to go to shit-ass Mexico with you?
- Don't hold back. - Don't hold back?
Give me the goddamn chair.
Come on, baby. Get a bite of this pumpernickel bread.
I know you're busy, but it's only for an hour and all the parents are coming.
See you, babe.
OHHHHH Dadddddyyyyyyy
Kid, how'd you get my number?
I thought the midget was doing it.
- We'll get it on the way out. - Gina!
I'm warning you.
refined taste...
- Fuck! - What you got?
No, come on. You remember.
I used to chew and feed you caramels, just like a mama bird does.
- I'll kill your ass! - Let go of me!
I'm singing in the choir.
No, I think Diane hired someone to spy on me.
then just say, "All right, I guess I'll take it. "
What do you need me for? You can crack a fucking safe.
Ho, ho, ho. What's up, Santas?
Sorry, Santa. I had to go.
And nothing up my ass. You done took all that, Willie.
No!
I thought it would be a bonus. And I just wanna remind you of something.
Shit Happens That's Fucking Beautiful
- Goddamn it. - Stuffed monkey, neighbor's dog.
Bitch, let me tell you something.
♪ Dashing through the snow In a one-horse open sleigh ♪
Four thousand followers and counting, motherfucker. Ha-ha!
Think fast.
Not my dad, other people's dads. They're the best.
And they want to bring us in and put us up in some fine-ass metropolitan digs
You motorboat that O-button till she's speaking in tongues.
Well, you're the genius who left your ringer on.