Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

♪ It's the most wonderful time of the year ♪
♪ All these things and more, baby ♪
there's no reason for me to be standing out here, freezing my fucking nuts off.
Till then, just keep your drunken deviant fucking mouth shut.
- I handled it. - Mmm.
"Nomenclature."
In the cowboy movies, they say that's not even fair.
He was different when he was in the Peace Corps.
2024 at age 25
- Damn, no sweat. - Unbelievable.
- What associate? - I'm not at liberty to disclose just yet.
Yeah, do I need to seduce that girl myself to get that key?
I don't know. I think I've got some idea.
Well, you shave a minute off that, you may be good for something.
One fucking thing I get to enjoy and you shit on that too.
As soon as you're done, run to the bathroom, wash your crotch.
Shitstick! Let's go! I got a side gig, just the two of us.
Fuck me, Santa! Fuck me, Santa!
♪Silent night ♪
♪ He was made of snow But the children know ♪
Step right up. Don't be shy.
- God! - Get off of him!
I wanna know who he is.
But it's not home if there's nobody there.
No, I'm wondering why they were together.
NUH UH NO MOM SHIT
- Jesus! - I said I'm going, okay?
Keep the world from becoming some Negro Land of Oz.
Have a seat. What can Santy Claus get you?
Well, it's starting to feel like Christmas.
Well, thank you, Ronald.
Don't forget about the meeting tomorrow night at 7:30.
♪ Sleep in heavenly peace ♪
- Old times? - Mm-hmm.
- Hey, pull over right here. - What for?
I got an associate out there who has got this thing all lined up.
No sweat.
- I want you to have this. - What the fuck's that for?
- What? - You can't say that word.
- Call me Santa. - Shut up.
♪ All these things and more, babe ♪
What's the fucking Santy Claus outfit all about?
Just get off of him. Hey!
Lockdown level ten.
That her husband's fooling around with the help?
- Have him run a facial rec. - Fuck yeah. Facial rec.
You sick fuck.
U h, it's a dumpster in an alley.
walk. don't run
♪ A beautiful sight We're happy tonight ♪
He takes in tens of thousands in donations,
It's dirty.
Okay.
Oh, jeez, I'm sorry.
No. No, I don't.
They'll eat your fat ass right off the bat.
Do you got a pencil or some shit to write on?
♪ Sleigh bells ring Are you listening? ♪
Goiter Face or Drunk Slut.
Room 523.
You didn't bring a fucking coat, but you brought that elephant?
and I still chase him off
But I'm gonna need a key to the electrical room to access it.
She's got a gun!
No.
And after that... lobster.
But you're a fucking man now and you gotta face up to it.
All right.
You may not be aware of this, Mr. Cook, but we're a charity.
Yeah, I trust her about as far as I can throw you.
Goddamn right.
Boarding room's downstairs on the left. Any bed that's not taken.
That asshole Regent ended up getting busted
I just thought it might be fun to spend Christmas with the only family I got left.
Yeah, we’ll, I want a hand release but you don't see me holding my breath, do you?