Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

What's the fucking Santy Claus outfit all about?
Yeah, we’ll, I want a hand release but you don't see me holding my breath, do you?
♪ All these things and more, baby ♪
Lockdown level ten.
♪ A beautiful sight We're happy tonight ♪
- Damn, no sweat. - Unbelievable.
- I handled it. - Mmm.
He takes in tens of thousands in donations,
One fucking thing I get to enjoy and you shit on that too.
But you're a fucking man now and you gotta face up to it.
That asshole Regent ended up getting busted
2024 at age 25
Oh, jeez, I'm sorry.
No.
No. No, I don't.
I just thought it might be fun to spend Christmas with the only family I got left.
Well, you shave a minute off that, you may be good for something.
All right.
You may not be aware of this, Mr. Cook, but we're a charity.
♪Silent night ♪
That her husband's fooling around with the help?
"Nomenclature."
Room 523.
And after that... lobster.
Well, thank you, Ronald.
- What? - You can't say that word.
Step right up. Don't be shy.
U h, it's a dumpster in an alley.
- I want you to have this. - What the fuck's that for?
Yeah, do I need to seduce that girl myself to get that key?
and I still chase him off
Fuck me, Santa! Fuck me, Santa!
No sweat.
I got an associate out there who has got this thing all lined up.
In the cowboy movies, they say that's not even fair.
♪ Sleigh bells ring Are you listening? ♪
- God! - Get off of him!
She's got a gun!
It's dirty.
But I'm gonna need a key to the electrical room to access it.
- Call me Santa. - Shut up.
Have a seat. What can Santy Claus get you?
Goiter Face or Drunk Slut.
there's no reason for me to be standing out here, freezing my fucking nuts off.
♪ All these things and more, babe ♪
Goddamn right.
I wanna know who he is.
- Old times? - Mm-hmm.
Keep the world from becoming some Negro Land of Oz.
Yeah, I trust her about as far as I can throw you.
You didn't bring a fucking coat, but you brought that elephant?
NUH UH NO MOM SHIT
He was different when he was in the Peace Corps.
Well, it's starting to feel like Christmas.
Shitstick! Let's go! I got a side gig, just the two of us.
Okay.
♪ It's the most wonderful time of the year ♪
You sick fuck.
Do you got a pencil or some shit to write on?
walk. don't run
As soon as you're done, run to the bathroom, wash your crotch.
Till then, just keep your drunken deviant fucking mouth shut.
But it's not home if there's nobody there.
Boarding room's downstairs on the left. Any bed that's not taken.
I don't know. I think I've got some idea.
They'll eat your fat ass right off the bat.
♪ Sleep in heavenly peace ♪
- Jesus! - I said I'm going, okay?
Just get off of him. Hey!
- Hey, pull over right here. - What for?
- What associate? - I'm not at liberty to disclose just yet.
- Have him run a facial rec. - Fuck yeah. Facial rec.
Don't forget about the meeting tomorrow night at 7:30.
No, I'm wondering why they were together.
♪ He was made of snow But the children know ♪