Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Write it down on a piece of paper and bring it back to Santy, will you?

No, I mean hurry up and cum. I can hear someone.

Oh, wait, wait. That's not my... H uh.

But even when I was in the joint, I thought of you.

So you're not coming back for Christmas?

♪ You can't beat home sweet home ♪

You know what, you'd better hope the orphans don't riot.

Bringing food and shelter to those in need."

I wanted to surprise you for Christmas.

And when do you pull your little Roy Rogers pistol out on me again?

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Listen kid, seriously. You're all grown-up and shit now, okay?

Every year, these rich assholes throw this huge party to benefit the needy kids.

So like I was saying, finish filling out these forms

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I've been chasing your ass off ever since I fucking met you.

♪ For the holidays You can't beat home sweet home ♪

Maybe if you put your thumb up my ass?

♪ Holy infant so tender and mild ♪

take aim and blow it in there.

♪ My favorite time of the year ♪

- What? - Call me Santa.

♪ Well, it's Christmas time, pretty baby ♪

Wait, hang on a second. What are you doing in fucking Chicago?

And that's why I followed you to Chicago.

I just wanted to invite you to the Christmas concert tomorrow, Willie.

I cleaned your apartment, Willie. And I fed your insects.

- I'm busy. - I said get in the van.

Now, if you're six foot five and they called you tripod,

Well, if your legs are six inches long,

- That was some fine crustacean. - Yeah.

Not working with that poison bitch. Never again.

This is what happens when you screw your cousins.

Well, you know something, Mama?

It's loaded now. You're good to go.

- Get away! - Fuck you!

♪ Pop that pussy Hey, pop that pussy, baby ♪

Ooh, no teeth. That's hot.

You're lucky. See, ma'am? Yours got all their parts.

You think I want this piece of shit? Fuck you!

They're blanks, Willie.

Or a good drunk when I didn't choke on my own vomit.

Okay, if you want me in on this, it's you and me against her.

Good one, shitstick.

Cut that shit out. We're not back together.

It's got a lot of paper trash in it,

then maybe, just maybe, I'll pencil you in.

And I'm going to have to ask you to suck my fucking dick.

I didn't exactly have to talk her into it. She was wetter than Lake Michigan.

Not that I would know.

♪ Hang up your pretty stockings And turn off the light ♪

Well, that can't be more than half a million, 600 tops.

And you'd just, you'd just squint your little...

You're outta your fucking skull.

♪ And some homemade pumpkin pie ♪

I'm the one that's been in prison for ten years.

These little buckets here, they're filled with cash,

She was about 150 fucking years old, anyway.

Both shoes. And you have to watch.

Hey! Hey! Open the door!

- He's Charles Manson. - I get it.

so you won't get charged.

if they don't have cash, they can always text in their donation.

Because you the only two people I know. Why would you call?

- Okay, flip over. - Fine. Bring it.

We all participate.

is ripping off the goddamn charity?

Oh! What the fuck is tha... Oh, shit! No!

I traveled all the way across the country to rob a goddamn charity?

- Even though I'm all alone. - You're not all alone.