Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You're outta your fucking skull.

Ooh, no teeth. That's hot.

Oh! What the fuck is tha... Oh, shit! No!

Or a good drunk when I didn't choke on my own vomit.

Not working with that poison bitch. Never again.

I'm the one that's been in prison for ten years.

Cut that shit out. We're not back together.

- That was some fine crustacean. - Yeah.

♪ Pop that pussy Hey, pop that pussy, baby ♪

- Okay, flip over. - Fine. Bring it.

Well, if your legs are six inches long,

Wait, hang on a second. What are you doing in fucking Chicago?

They're blanks, Willie.

Now, if you're six foot five and they called you tripod,

Every year, these rich assholes throw this huge party to benefit the needy kids.

Listen kid, seriously. You're all grown-up and shit now, okay?

- Even though I'm all alone. - You're not all alone.

Bringing food and shelter to those in need."

So like I was saying, finish filling out these forms

- What? - Call me Santa.

I've been chasing your ass off ever since I fucking met you.

Oh, wait, wait. That's not my... H uh.

It's got a lot of paper trash in it,

Maybe if you put your thumb up my ass?

She was about 150 fucking years old, anyway.

Okay, if you want me in on this, it's you and me against her.

♪ My favorite time of the year ♪

And that's why I followed you to Chicago.

Because you the only two people I know. Why would you call?

And when do you pull your little Roy Rogers pistol out on me again?

so you won't get charged.

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Not that I would know.

You know what, you'd better hope the orphans don't riot.

take aim and blow it in there.

Well, that can't be more than half a million, 600 tops.

Write it down on a piece of paper and bring it back to Santy, will you?

- I'm busy. - I said get in the van.

♪ And some homemade pumpkin pie ♪

♪ Well, it's Christmas time, pretty baby ♪

It's loaded now. You're good to go.

And you'd just, you'd just squint your little...

But even when I was in the joint, I thought of you.

uhhh ohhhhhhuhhhhoehorhoe

And I'm going to have to ask you to suck my fucking dick.

then maybe, just maybe, I'll pencil you in.

We all participate.

No, I mean hurry up and cum. I can hear someone.

I wanted to surprise you for Christmas.

This is what happens when you screw your cousins.

I traveled all the way across the country to rob a goddamn charity?

if they don't have cash, they can always text in their donation.

Both shoes. And you have to watch.

These little buckets here, they're filled with cash,

Hey! Hey! Open the door!

I just wanted to invite you to the Christmas concert tomorrow, Willie.

You're lucky. See, ma'am? Yours got all their parts.

Well, you know something, Mama?

- Get away! - Fuck you!

is ripping off the goddamn charity?

Good one, shitstick.

I didn't exactly have to talk her into it. She was wetter than Lake Michigan.

♪ You can't beat home sweet home ♪

So you're not coming back for Christmas?

♪ Holy infant so tender and mild ♪

♪ For the holidays You can't beat home sweet home ♪

I cleaned your apartment, Willie. And I fed your insects.

You think I want this piece of shit? Fuck you!

♪ Hang up your pretty stockings And turn off the light ♪

- He's Charles Manson. - I get it.