Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Lucky for you, Giving City has a high standing in the community,

Let go of the bag, William. Let go of the bag.

and rub one out right now.

I mean, he's just steamed a little bit. He'll be fine.

I'd like to get you in that back seat there.

♪ Everywhere we go ♪

♪ Merry Merry Christmas ♪

♪ Move your feet Come on ♪

Did you even score once while I was away?

Shit Happens That's Fucking Beautiful

What the fuck? Hang on a second.

Hey, hang on a second. She's got the money, I'm just a fucking guy!

Volunteers, staff. If you're interested, you could join us.

He should show you some respect.

Now you're asking the right questions, shitstick.

- It's the only way in. - Ah, shit, how are we gonna get that?

Maybe you can just talk to me if that's easier.

Ow! Bottles! Recycle that shit!

Sweet Jesus, you made it!

I am not that kind of person. I get wild.

- Oh, yeah. - Hey, it's only scary the first time.

So if you can't bring your A game, don't even try.

Well, one thing hasn't changed. You still hit like your fucking father.

- You 100 percent sure he's not yours? - Yeah.

- I never gave you this. - Thank you. Thank you.

Well, it looks to me like you jackals already got the whole job figured out.

- Do you know Willie? - Willie? No.

- You conned me, you little prick. - Fuck you!

and stay away from the nuts?

So how long is the kid staying here?

He's fucking Alice.

I'm talking two mil here.

Of course, it's harder for the girl because she's gotta get off

See that? I told you. I knew he didn't have it in him.

Why? You got a problem with that?

okay clock it okay clock it

- Are you still gonna pop my cherry? - Am I gonna what?

I got a whole Instagram of that shit of me tea-bagging you.

Well, knock yourselves out. I'm getting the fuck out of here.

And I thought my family was fucked.

You filthy, dirty...

Because even when he was a baby, he tried to butt-fuck everything.

I never sucked jizz out of nobody's ass. I mean, with a straw.

You made me take the fall for you when I was 11.

She don't get a fucking nickel of what's in that safe. Get me?

You did this whole fucking thing

Do you want me to get you a Christmas tree?

♪ Holy night ♪

You don't understand, it was bad. Three-ways, five-ways...

Will you keep it down, man. Moron.

You think I was really ready to be a mom at 13?

Copy. Ladies' room is already taken care of.

And that was just to keep warm out there. I'm freezing my nuts off.

a very special member of our choir.

because they'll try.

But Lois got all up in my kitchen.

Aren't they great?

- Miserable fucks, both of you. - Mm.

Regent Hastings.

You never got me a gift in my entire fucking life.

Nothing but an old address somewhere outside Albany.

Well, let's get to it. I gotta pick up my grandson from ballet.

Regent and I haven't had sex in over a decade.

Fine! A file, then.

♪ Oh, what fun it is to ride And sing these songs tonight ♪

Now we're gonna get this party started with an old favorite.

- Come on. - No.

But they know your work.