Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Well, it looks to me like you jackals already got the whole job figured out.

♪ Everywhere we go ♪

Nothing but an old address somewhere outside Albany.

- It's the only way in. - Ah, shit, how are we gonna get that?

okay clock it okay clock it

- You 100 percent sure he's not yours? - Yeah.

♪ Oh, what fun it is to ride And sing these songs tonight ♪

- Come on. - No.

Ow! Bottles! Recycle that shit!

- You conned me, you little prick. - Fuck you!

♪ Merry Merry Christmas ♪

Sweet Jesus, you made it!

Hey, hang on a second. She's got the money, I'm just a fucking guy!

Of course, it's harder for the girl because she's gotta get off

And that was just to keep warm out there. I'm freezing my nuts off.

- Miserable fucks, both of you. - Mm.

Well, one thing hasn't changed. You still hit like your fucking father.

and rub one out right now.

I'm talking two mil here.

Let go of the bag, William. Let go of the bag.

Now you're asking the right questions, shitstick.

Well, knock yourselves out. I'm getting the fuck out of here.

Shit Happens That's Fucking Beautiful

Did you even score once while I was away?

She don't get a fucking nickel of what's in that safe. Get me?

Lucky for you, Giving City has a high standing in the community,

Volunteers, staff. If you're interested, you could join us.

- I never gave you this. - Thank you. Thank you.

And I thought my family was fucked.

He should show you some respect.

Aren't they great?

I never sucked jizz out of nobody's ass. I mean, with a straw.

- Are you still gonna pop my cherry? - Am I gonna what?

So how long is the kid staying here?

Regent and I haven't had sex in over a decade.

- Oh, yeah. - Hey, it's only scary the first time.

See that? I told you. I knew he didn't have it in him.

You filthy, dirty...

He's fucking Alice.

Fine! A file, then.

Regent Hastings.

Copy. Ladies' room is already taken care of.

I got a whole Instagram of that shit of me tea-bagging you.

But they know your work.

You think I was really ready to be a mom at 13?

But Lois got all up in my kitchen.

You never got me a gift in my entire fucking life.

Maybe you can just talk to me if that's easier.

Why? You got a problem with that?

I'd like to get you in that back seat there.

Do you want me to get you a Christmas tree?

because they'll try.

♪ Holy night ♪

and stay away from the nuts?

Now we're gonna get this party started with an old favorite.

So if you can't bring your A game, don't even try.

You made me take the fall for you when I was 11.

a very special member of our choir.

Well, let's get to it. I gotta pick up my grandson from ballet.

Will you keep it down, man. Moron.

What the fuck? Hang on a second.

♪ Move your feet Come on ♪

Because even when he was a baby, he tried to butt-fuck everything.

I mean, he's just steamed a little bit. He'll be fine.

You did this whole fucking thing

- Do you know Willie? - Willie? No.

You don't understand, it was bad. Three-ways, five-ways...

I am not that kind of person. I get wild.