Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

♪ Walking in a winter wonderland ♪
You're gonna need a raincoat.
And like the kid says, "The best gifts are always a surprise. "
if they couldn't cram your three-foot ass in there.
- You look gorgeous. - Amazing. H I, good to see you.
- Hello. - Hi, Willie.
that's not that big of a fucking deal, see.
Well, then, cut him loose. Set some boundaries, for chrissake.
What the hell are you looking at me so funny for?
♪ Glories stream from heaven afar ♪
Project X Zone Two, Assassin's Creed Chronicles Trilogy, As...
August 4th
Let's go.
turn him into gold and but, see, I...
The best Christmas gifts are always a surprise.
- You fucking shot me! - I told you I would. You never listen.
Willie?
I don't know.
Fucking associate. No goddamn way.
When I was at the pen, everyone called me tripod.
Goddamn. You're 21 already. That's creepy.
All right.
Crazy bitch had me all turned around with her magical Laotian pussy.
Oh.
♪ Everybody shake your ungh ♪
Because we don't allow alcohol or drugs of any kind at Giving City.
Oh, hey!
This looks like it might fit.
And that made the policemen really mad. So they followed him back to the house.
I’m not anything like you
But as far as Christmas miracles go, shit, I don't know.
Okay, you wanna share half of your take with him?
Well, Dorfman, last time I checked, fans don't "Pop That Pussy."
- Is this your spawn? - Do I look like I made him?
Why don't I watch my dick go in and out of your wife's pussy lips while I'm at it?
- What are you doing, runt? - It's called thinning the herd.
Fine, get in.
because they're so low to the ground already?
Yeah, I guess there have been a few dull bright spots here and there.
Now where's your fucking midget? It's getting late.
Shitstick! What's it been? Fifteen years? Twen...
- Lock it down. The whole building! - We're on a level-ten lockdown.
I'm a good girl but sometimes I need to be bad.
I don't know.
who couldn't find his fat ass with both hands,
- There you go. - There you go. Thank you. See you later.
We gotta get rid of this van and split up.
- Yeah? What's that? - A hug.
♪ Shake it to the left Shake it to the right ♪
Willie, stop! Willie!
- Anyway, the drinking had to stop. - Yeah, I guess so.
♪ Christmas ♪
When it's right, it's right. I feel it, you feel it?
♪ Wish you a Merry Christmas, baby ♪
- He keeps trying to make me a sandwich. - That's what he does.
- I even got minis for the midget. - Don't you ever fucking call me that.
- I get to wear this? - Of course you do.
She'll have one, so don't worry about that.
Drop your weapons! Put your hands in the...
You see that?
Would anyone else care to share?
Show these boys to the line-up. They're late.
Let us through right now. We're chasing a suspect.
Give me some. Yeah.
then we're square.
Would you like to join us, Thurman?
Well, if you don't make it, son, I got a cigar box, make a nice casket.
- No, I'm not coming home for Christmas. - Chicago's in the Midwest, Willie.
U m, I ain't exactly what you call the romantic type, you know.
- Found this on the coffee table. - Well, hoo-fucking-rah, William.
Goddamn it. You gotta be shitting me.
Are you shitting me? I mean, look around here.
We were partners.
before the romance takes a shit.
- Be my guest. - You know, I don't fucking get you.
and you're afraid I'm muscling in on your fucking fondle territory.
- Call of Duty Black Ops III... - I don't know what you're talking about.
♪ From Atlantic to Pacific ♪
- Oh, you do, do you? - Maybe a little.
Bad boys, you know. Guys who don't give a fuck and treat me like shit.
Dorfman, get up here.
Arrested? Christ! William.
♪ Lots of snow and ice ♪
Done ate ten pounds of lobster
I tried seducing the girl myself but she's strictly dickly.
Regent likes to focus on the business, but I'm like you.
Look, Ronald, I'm just gonna cut to the chase here.
♪ And wish you a Merry Christmas, baby ♪
Sounds like a happy ending, don't it?
and you can drop them off at the front desk, please.