Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I don't know.
Oh.
Willie?
Look, Ronald, I'm just gonna cut to the chase here.
Well, then, cut him loose. Set some boundaries, for chrissake.
Willie, stop! Willie!
Fine, get in.
♪ Wish you a Merry Christmas, baby ♪
who couldn't find his fat ass with both hands,
♪ Glories stream from heaven afar ♪
This looks like it might fit.
♪ Everybody shake your ungh ♪
- You look gorgeous. - Amazing. H I, good to see you.
Shitstick! What's it been? Fifteen years? Twen...
Would anyone else care to share?
And that made the policemen really mad. So they followed him back to the house.
- Lock it down. The whole building! - We're on a level-ten lockdown.
♪ Walking in a winter wonderland ♪
But as far as Christmas miracles go, shit, I don't know.
♪ Christmas ♪
- Call of Duty Black Ops III... - I don't know what you're talking about.
Drop your weapons! Put your hands in the...
turn him into gold and but, see, I...
We gotta get rid of this van and split up.
Show these boys to the line-up. They're late.
Now where's your fucking midget? It's getting late.
- He keeps trying to make me a sandwich. - That's what he does.
Give me some. Yeah.
- Yeah? What's that? - A hug.
Sounds like a happy ending, don't it?
and you can drop them off at the front desk, please.
What the hell are you looking at me so funny for?
Let's go.
You see that?
The best Christmas gifts are always a surprise.
- What are you doing, runt? - It's called thinning the herd.
because they're so low to the ground already?
♪ And wish you a Merry Christmas, baby ♪
And like the kid says, "The best gifts are always a surprise. "
Goddamn. You're 21 already. That's creepy.
Well, if you don't make it, son, I got a cigar box, make a nice casket.
- Is this your spawn? - Do I look like I made him?
that's not that big of a fucking deal, see.
Would you like to join us, Thurman?
When I was at the pen, everyone called me tripod.
Let us through right now. We're chasing a suspect.
Arrested? Christ! William.
Fucking associate. No goddamn way.
Dorfman, get up here.
Because we don't allow alcohol or drugs of any kind at Giving City.
Done ate ten pounds of lobster
♪ Lots of snow and ice ♪
I tried seducing the girl myself but she's strictly dickly.
- Anyway, the drinking had to stop. - Yeah, I guess so.
Okay, you wanna share half of your take with him?
- I get to wear this? - Of course you do.
Why don't I watch my dick go in and out of your wife's pussy lips while I'm at it?
- Hello. - Hi, Willie.
- Found this on the coffee table. - Well, hoo-fucking-rah, William.
before the romance takes a shit.
- No, I'm not coming home for Christmas. - Chicago's in the Midwest, Willie.
and you're afraid I'm muscling in on your fucking fondle territory.
You're gonna need a raincoat.
Regent likes to focus on the business, but I'm like you.
- You fucking shot me! - I told you I would. You never listen.
I'm a good girl but sometimes I need to be bad.
- Be my guest. - You know, I don't fucking get you.
then we're square.
♪ Shake it to the left Shake it to the right ♪
When it's right, it's right. I feel it, you feel it?
U m, I ain't exactly what you call the romantic type, you know.
Oh, hey!
August 4th
Goddamn it. You gotta be shitting me.
She'll have one, so don't worry about that.
Crazy bitch had me all turned around with her magical Laotian pussy.
We were partners.
if they couldn't cram your three-foot ass in there.
I’m not anything like you
Yeah, I guess there have been a few dull bright spots here and there.
- I even got minis for the midget. - Don't you ever fucking call me that.
- There you go. - There you go. Thank you. See you later.
Are you shitting me? I mean, look around here.
♪ From Atlantic to Pacific ♪
I don't know.
- Oh, you do, do you? - Maybe a little.
All right.
Well, Dorfman, last time I checked, fans don't "Pop That Pussy."
Bad boys, you know. Guys who don't give a fuck and treat me like shit.
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