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no more washing his car,
"Together" on three. One, two, three.
From here on out, no more getting him coffee,
Since Carol is gonna lose her hair,
She's got to be interested in more than just your hair.
Me wiping up gunk.
This, however, did upset me.
I got a job!
If it weren't for your hair, I don't think I'd be remotely interested in you.
I hope you're proud of yourselves.
- He works in the cafeteria. - What?!
Burt Reynolds is my father.
- Nice. - If you hadn't pushed me
and, yep, there you are.
As soon as you take your eyes off 'em, you lose 'em.
OK, OK. So you're both... fertile,
Cirque du Soleil freaky.
and I shank it wide-left.
This girl really digs hair.
Yeah! Oh, yeah!
Not having a job would be a big boost for me.