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I love sports.
Cootchie-cootchie.
You put him on penicillin, but he was allergic, so you put him on vancomycin.
Worse.
The annual blood drive is upon us
He's probably out getting a cake shaped like a cancerous white blood cell.
You were asleep for the last one.
not to help Bernie score a slice of Episcopalian tail on opening night.
Actually, I ran there in a foam needle suit, but you don't care.
That and your amazing ability to switch back and forth seamlessly
I can't believe you think I'd do this with you. Are you insane?
Are you ready to run the extra mile?
and he was on an IV, so he couldn't have gotten very far.
Or should I say you have a person stuck around you, little guy?
See, that's the thing about being an extra mile guy.
All right, Jake, here it is, the latest Vengeance.
as the hospital's new mascot,