Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Sample sentence, Billy Teded up when he tried to...
(LILY SCREAMING)
once my shirt's off, so I'm gonna ask you now.
Wait, but if it's not here, that means...
That is so true, Ellen.
My friend, you just poked the bear.
OLDER TED; That's right, I did the math,
As long as I don't have to spend it with a bunch of phonies.
OLDER TED: You see, sometimes in life
I should give it a few more days.
So, what are we doing today?
- Really? - Yeah.
I'm a failure. I'm all washed up. I tried everything, Ted.
- Oh, my God! - Holy crap buckets, we got it.
Come on, there was a computer, and there were eight fish
She's a dermatologist. I have skin.
Although this transvestite hooker said he/she would do you for half price
Hey, Ted, there's a message on the machine for you.
Baby, it was a mouse. It had whiskers.
I could maybe find somebody for you if you were gay.
- and it's awfully fond of cheese. - Okay. This is getting weird.
then, yeah, it's like the Loch Ness monster.