Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

It would be pointless to go into the reasons why,
Compared to this, piles were a birthday present.
Shall I follow you?
Cointreau, anyone?
If I had been stuck in a trench for three years,
I listened to you and all that Big Brother muck.
Cut your throat, monster.
The problem is, it's starting to mess up the fish.
Have they? I bought it in Marbella.
I'm going again.
♪ This is my generation ♪ Talkin' about my generation
I'll take care of the problems.
Either a date or you give me some idea of what you're coming up with.
I slept with a bucketful by the bed.
You're not wearing a bra.
Not now, darling.
Dennis, for goodness' sake, stop getting so paranoid.
Delicious Emily's Moms Versus Dads
- Smells thumb-sucking good. - Thank you, darling.
The whole lot taken together, including the fucking lawnmowers,
What I have to explain is the mechanics of a holocaust.
Oh, that's interesting. What a complete range of dinners.
so why don't you try and do it with some dignity?
It is you, Mr Bagley, that can read the boil.
till Jerusalem is builded here
How about a toast to Bagley and Julia?
then hasten to your nearest TV station with a solution.
Don't pretend you haven't noticed my cardboard box, Julia,
You don't think the inclusion of the boil could perhaps help us?
We'll speak about that in a moment, when we've had a look at this boil.
I'm surprised you needed to bother. You must have pissed like a fire engine.
Oh, yes! It's time Julia had a baby.
It's all quite normal, boil.
And she does.
And prepare yourself for another little fluctuation of blood pressure,
Has the boil spoken this morning?
Give me a bald head, and I'll sell it shampoo.
We're all prepared to sit here discussing mung beans and soya protein,
why hamburgers are going to be the cause of World War III.
"Mother Nature -
I've been living a nightmare, obsessed with other people's acne,
- It's the oldest trick in the book. - What book?
Oh!
They've got this bastard by the balls.
Then it said, "Zero, zero, zero," again and again and again.
First, it must be physically reduced with surgery.
No. Perfect, thank you.
There's no reason why we shouldn't pass these last few hours together amicably.
(MUFFLED YELLING)
They're entitled to any innovation technology brings,
"we went to an expert -
I'll put CZT in their margarine if necessary,
"is Mother Nature's own richest source of Vitamin A.
- Both breasts and the leg removed? - MAN: When all's said and done,
"whatever the fuck it's called,
I'm sorry, Julia, but I think your husband's completely bananas!
♪ This is my generation, baby
Yes, I'm sorry, darling. I know I did.
In my opinion, they'd completely missed the brief.
I know it's going to be difficult, but I'll explain properly and you will understand.
Perhaps they don't.
People might be a bit greedy from time to time,
♪ Why don't you all just fade away?
Warning by Her Majesty's Government.
Did she? Well, she shouldn't have.
You can read it because it is you.
- (PHONE RINGS) - Mr Bristol's out. Sullivan Bristol.
I thought I was seconds away from bursting into flames.
rested and got myself a tan and then I came back.
BAGLEY: You're absolutely right.
And it said it with this horrible sort of mouth.
- Why not? Why shouldn't we have a row? - Because nobody wants one!
Bagley. Look, it's not in my nature to be a pain in the arse with such consistency.
I beg your pardon?
(GRUNTING)
Terrific. Didn't feel a thing.
we'd all be kneeling in front of a fucking gibbet!
Don't start getting emotional.
- SECOND MAN: Open the doors. - Gotta go, Bagley.
I haven't got time to give lessons in advertising.
But the one thing I'm not, darling, is insane.
- It's the boil! Aah! Aah! - BOIL: Mmm.
But he's all right, isn't he?
Darling, it is not the boil.
The truth is, Penny, I can't bear him touching me.
Yeah. Come on, let's hit this cathode ray tube.
- I might do something stupid myself. - Like showing affection for an animal?
Don't pretend you haven't noticed my cardboard box, Julia, becuase I know how have.
- What's the problem, Julia? - Dennis thinks he's got a talking boil.
- So real, it could have been real. - Have you told Dennis?
"One discovered naked in the kitchen,