Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Well, it's ever so slightly getting on my nerves.
- The only man here in a hired suit. - He's as close as a Doberman's balls.
The only fucker this ever frightened was the Chancellor of the Exchequer.
Now come to bed.
- So was dandruff. So was breath. - You're still raising your voice.
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I'm sorry. I can't bear that great, pompous herbivore in there.
It's been on the bulletin board for weeks.
If you want to sell this pimple cream, you've got to encourage pimples.
How do you think he'd react to a suggestion of psychoanalysis, Julia?
Has the bastard been whispering to you? Bastard! Bastard!
So we associate a relatively innocuous drug
I realise I've been very selfish.
I don't think I dare. (WHIMPERING)
That's not the case, Julia. I'm not turning away to speak.
All right, try Monday on him. And don't get so panicky.
Because they're not like the bombs people used to use in wars.
This morning it was a pea. Now it's like a fucking tomato.
Do I want it, or don't I?
I have to tell you, Julia,
"So I recommend a new product.
Not really.
Well, let me put your mind at rest.
Well, at least try and give me an example
- Torch? - Flashlight.
(GRUNTING)
Stay away from me! Keep away!
as any kind of acceptable alternative.
(KNOCK AT DOOR)
"Go on, darling, swallow a bun."
If it wants to join in, it can pay its own bill.
- (SCREAMS) - There, there, there.
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Advertising conspires with Big Brother.
Hang on a sec, Eddie.
- Thank you, Debbie. May I call you Debbie? - Mm-hm.
The distortion of truth by association book.
- It was a hypothetical question. - Probably not.
- (WHIMPERS) - Yes?
If you like.
What does this mean to you?
(GAGS)
Richard, darling, can I get something over with?
That's nonsense! It was you that suggested France.
- BOIL: Mm! - BAGLEY: Help! Help!
"and we discovered that sometimes, the most effective way
Therefore, you've transmitted these qualities into the boil.
But he just had his stitches out, so naturally, we're a bit apprehensive.
Oh, it's two o'clock in the morning! Will you please come to bed?
(BREATHING HEAVILY)
- ♪ Tears I cannot hide ♪ - Come on. I insist.
I'll buy a couple of polo necks, and we could hop on a plane.
There's no side to any of this. There is me. There is a boil.
You see why I can't talk to you.
When he wakes up, try and be normal. Cook him dinner.
- Well, it hasn't, has it? - Not exactly.
It's like a thing in a medical magazine.
and it adheres to only one rule.
If a boil pops up, force yourself to think of something else.
and I suddenly see that I am the only one that can help you.
- You all right. Bagley? - Yes, I'm fine.
I have a mind of my own. And I have a body of my own
Have you gone out of your mind?
BAGLEY: No! No! It's the boil! Aah!
a bowler hat, levitating in shock,
- Penny Wheelstock. - Hello.
Every time you say something, you turn away
♪ Smoke gets in your eyes ♪
but the man who sat here refused to accept my resignation.
Come on, race! (GIGGLES)
- I thought she was coming. - She is, she's been held up.
- Ogre! - Hopefully a baby boy-bol.
I'm going crazy trying to incorporate it into my conversation so I won't upset you.
Come on, Julia. Come and dance. - ♪ Now laughing friends deride ♪
We need a label brimming with health.
If you're selling perfume, it sounds like a lover.
- Maybe you should try the English. - This is the English.
I'm gonna turn them on and do them in the middle of an advertisement for themselves.
Who is Barbara Simmons?
You might at least make a bit of an effort.
You said I needed help, and I got help, and now I'm better,
If the boil didn't speak to me, how did I know the combination?
I'm also an expert drug pusher.
My God, you're right!
I'm sorry. That wasn't directed at you.
Yes, I had a row with it, and it got very heated when I refused to shave.
BOIL: Go to France.
It's outrageous that Dennis should be allowed to manipulate children's minds.
Stop getting so wound up about it. It'll come.
You are a criminal ogre.
You don't look at all well, you know.
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(MUFFLED YELLING)
Then I'll lance it.
What I meant was, if you did have false teeth, would you be ashamed of them?
- Good. Yes, wonderful. - (YELLING)