Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

By Christ, while I've got air in my body, they're going to get it!

You were dreaming. You dreamt you woke up and went to the bathroom.

That you'll keep quiet while you're smoking it.

that doesn't fit into the preconceived patterns men like you dictate.

There'd be no aerosols. Detergents would vanish.

but the chances are 100 to one certain that it didn't.

Ever since Dennis came out of hospital,

I'm not in the mood for that mob.

♪ Things they do look awful cold

All right. Reason one.

I want to give them the choice of something better.

(IRISH ACCENT) I suppose young girls was involved?

Yeah, yeah, I know he has. Forget the problems.

All right, then. The boil.

Who's gonna tell me about it, then?

He had an operation. Went weird in the bed department.

This cursed pimple cream has got on top of you.

Don't worry. We'll sort it out.

You'll probably have to go along with him.

turning the whole world into a car park.

If a boil pops up, force yourself to think of something else.

he's been peculiar, sexually.

and a little town called Aqaba.

Dennis doesn't even have a briefcase. He loathes them.

- And that's it? - No.

And because we have her on a diet,

and telling you what to do?

"because I know it works.

Why do you keep calling him him? It's you!

♪ Talkin' about my generation

Oh, for God's sake, let's not have a row.

to have access to the good things in life.

What I'm telling you is that I tried to quit too,

- What do you mean? - Sex. Hello, Basil.

It's finished. Just a fine-tune. I'll be through over the weekend.

Doesn't matter what it is. The environment, hospitals, crime...

If I was you, Julia, I'd turn this off.

- I've never seen him on such good form. - Absolutely. He's fine.

BAGLEY: Julia. Please don't scream or pull away.

it's just grown a hair.

- Oh, God in heaven! - (COUGHS)

Thank you. It's a Meilleur, made in India.

except in slow revolutions towards the crest of the next slag heap.

What you need is a taut slob,

The word is "may".

- Who's Filthy Harry? - You know, Harry Wax. Creative.

- It's only going to upset you. - You see what a nightmare I'm in.

Who are we trying to sell this to?

And secondly, we must reduce your punishing conscience

and as soon as you've had a proper rest, it'll go away.

I was brought up to believe in that, and so should you, but you don't.

- Glamorise them? - That's right.

Because it's written up in the kitchen.

Is he? Julia out shopping?

Don't turn off, darling. 60 seconds, and I'll be back.

So would tinned spaghetti and baked beans with six frankfurters.

I wouldn't have thought anyone was arguing about that.

"Does" is the word we want to hear.

All right, then, what about a large turnip?

The bastards are killing 100,000 a year.

It's turning truth inside out and upside down.

(SLIDE PROJECTOR WHIRRING)

but honestly, I assure you of its necessity.

- (BOIL GROANING) - Oh, my God! Aah!

"Mother Nature -

Yes, fancy France? Paris in the springtime?

Large boils, small boils, fast eruptors. They're incurable, all of them.

OK, one o'clock.

- Oh, my God! - (BOIL GRUMBLING)

- Tell him I'm out again. - He says he knows you're not.

So busy thinking of the stress I was under,

- Come on, Julia. Come and dance. - ♪ Now laughing friends deride ♪

They're entitled to one of four important new ingredients.

I've lived with 13 and a half million housewives for 15 years.

Oh, no, not yet, you unwholesome pustule.

I believed in it, and I sat back like some gagged little idiot while they buggered it.

♪ Talkin' about my generation

- BOIL: Lovely. - Thought you'd change your mind.

(YELLS) What do you want!

I tell you, Penny, I'm still waiting to scream about it.

At least, a part of you.

I'll give them anything and everything they want!

It said Dennis wasn't my husband. It said it was.

I estimate that as the very minimum we need

Could be important.

If I had known we were having dinner, I'd never have suggested lunch.

- (WHISTLING TUNELESSLY) - Promise?

Don't know yet. Right now we're stuck with "Filthy Harry's Final Solution".

He's a very light sleeper.

"You could smile again with confidence.

Your very own Big Brother.

- Like you're doing the vacuum cleaner? - That's right.

15 years ago, I was out there on the floor where you are now,

In my opinion, it should be lanced instantly.

You never had a boil before in your life.

Lot more likely than what you say.

I'm not going to make a speech. I'd just like to thank you all for coming

I'm gonna collect something from my office.

Are you there, Julia?