Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Any calls? - Mr Bristol called again, twice.
♪ I'm just talkin' about my generation
It might be a relative. His mother.
But I've gotta warn you, at first it might sound ridiculous.
I shall not cease
It's the boil shaking it!
- Oh, my God. - Yes.
"of dealing with those troublesome little breakouts
BOIL: I had a nasty feeling I was going to have to wake up to this.
If you breathe air, it works on you. Large one, no ice, please, Richard.
The moment I think of a boil,
♪ So I chaffed them and I gaily laughed
And you're perfectly at liberty to hate me for it.
Like, erm... Well, like a parent's voice, almost?
- BOIL: He'd fuck one. - Shut up!
So we could say, principally, that it's television that you blame?
Anyway, what's all this got to do with me?
It's you that's had the silly dream.
♪ I hope I die before I get old
and I know you've had rather a lot to drink and didn't mean what you said.
The bag could have been full of anything.
Darling, Penny is our guest.
It's my totally favourite scent, and they've stopped making it.
And if it speaks again, we'll ignore it, won't we?
It's alive! It lives!
- She's the singer with the boils. - To boils, acne and blackheads.
Sorry. Afraid the clinch is the only dance I know.
I'd also like to propose a small snifter to our new star.
It's not funny, Penny. It's the most terrifying experience of my life.
It's probably a defect from birth. Come and rescue me. I'm being attacked.
Really?
You wouldn't make me a cup of tea, would you, Sylvia?
I want to sell them the idea that boils are beautiful.
Your face can be a battleground.
I had a nasty feeling I was going to have to wake up to this.
She has seven radiators and is worried about her weight,
Darling, can't you see what you're doing this morning is equally out of control?
Darling, why don't you forget it a minute? Take the afternoon off.
BAGLEY: Or a pork pie.
OK, old chap, why don't you take some time off?
I do not want to take anything from anyone.
I want her to see my film. Please?
But you'll eat fish till the cows come home.
Right, then, you're being rude. Unutterably rude and a bore!
- I want to speak to my wife. - Oh, you can talk, can you?
I want to be heard. I want to be heard!
Women, I might inform you, take that primitive device called the pill
A big boil. I believe it's justice.
Oh, I think you're wonderful.
Well, he'll agree. He'll have to.
If you knew it actually got rid of boils, you'd have no problem selling it.
- Of course. - Wonderful. Wonderful.
- I cannot get a handle on the boils. - Pass me the butter, please, darling.
BAGLEY: What do they want another pimple cream for?
Everything's assembled from my old ads.
You think I'd let a little pipsqueak like you undermine society,
I am disposing of.
I am, Julia. It's got nothing to do with me.
All we want to do is offer hope of getting rid of them. And that's where I'm blocked!
They're getting impatient. We promised them the animatic over a week ago.
Just ask Barbara Simmons.
Oh?
In the real world, I have a choice.
Anyone but you and they would.
Greed is abolishing the future.
"Whatever it is, sell it."
but in a minute, I'll show you my film
- I hate trains. They're rotten. - Only because they don't consume.
Up we go. There we are.
They'd sell off the sea to satisfy the needs of their great god Greed.
How dare some snotty Marxist carbuncle presume to deny them it?
Please.
are not interested in selling wholesome foods.
♪ This is my generation
I don't know.
I'd like to see you suffer.
First thing in the morning, I'll run you into town and we'll have it looked at.
No. I'm not interested in its opinions.
Then why can't I take a look? Why can't I see something?
Fuck me. What I wouldn't do for a cigarette.
is that it's not the boil that can read you.
Aah! Have a look at it!
Why should anyone have to clean their teeth without important new ingredients?
Well, I really do think you should cancel Bristol and come home with me.
BOTH: Destruction of the rainforests by, amongst other things, hamburgers,
"I'm not gonna try and explain it,
That was the boil. Ignore it.
What do you know about God, you wire-haired Mick?
BOIL: Put an end to the misery of dentures. You could smile again with confidence.
♪ Don't try to dig what we all say
I may have had a problem getting ahold of them,
- I think it's a male. - Father, then.
"because I make it."
I was the best.
I'm absolutely not gonna think about boils,
To sell atom bombs, you've got to sell fear.
About as likely as the tits spread with peanut butter.
I've heard all about your boil, Mr Bagley.
- BAGLEY: Nonsense. - It says so!
But it was a lot more than that to me.
Stay back, Gatty! You blast it on the radio!
will wear one with pride.