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BOTH: Destruction of the rainforests by, amongst other things, hamburgers,
I may have had a problem getting ahold of them,
First thing in the morning, I'll run you into town and we'll have it looked at.
Darling, why don't you forget it a minute? Take the afternoon off.
Stay back, Gatty! You blast it on the radio!
You think I'd let a little pipsqueak like you undermine society,
I am, Julia. It's got nothing to do with me.
And you're perfectly at liberty to hate me for it.
Darling, Penny is our guest.
- BOIL: He'd fuck one. - Shut up!
Anyone but you and they would.
You wouldn't make me a cup of tea, would you, Sylvia?
Fuck me. What I wouldn't do for a cigarette.
I've heard all about your boil, Mr Bagley.
I had a nasty feeling I was going to have to wake up to this.
They'd sell off the sea to satisfy the needs of their great god Greed.
Your face can be a battleground.
but in a minute, I'll show you my film
Aah! Have a look at it!
♪ I hope I die before I get old
The bag could have been full of anything.
"of dealing with those troublesome little breakouts
I want to be heard. I want to be heard!
I want to sell them the idea that boils are beautiful.
And if it speaks again, we'll ignore it, won't we?
♪ So I chaffed them and I gaily laughed
Really?
Then why can't I take a look? Why can't I see something?
I do not want to take anything from anyone.
That was the boil. Ignore it.
Please.
"I'm not gonna try and explain it,
- Oh, my God. - Yes.
About as likely as the tits spread with peanut butter.
It's alive! It lives!
I'm absolutely not gonna think about boils,
Just ask Barbara Simmons.
OK, old chap, why don't you take some time off?
BOIL: Put an end to the misery of dentures. You could smile again with confidence.
Women, I might inform you, take that primitive device called the pill
But I've gotta warn you, at first it might sound ridiculous.
To sell atom bombs, you've got to sell fear.
If you knew it actually got rid of boils, you'd have no problem selling it.
Oh, I think you're wonderful.
BOIL: I had a nasty feeling I was going to have to wake up to this.
What do you know about God, you wire-haired Mick?
is that it's not the boil that can read you.
In the real world, I have a choice.
I shall not cease
Oh?
But you'll eat fish till the cows come home.
♪ Don't try to dig what we all say
♪ I'm just talkin' about my generation
How dare some snotty Marxist carbuncle presume to deny them it?
I am disposing of.
It's my totally favourite scent, and they've stopped making it.
Everything's assembled from my old ads.
Greed is abolishing the future.
All we want to do is offer hope of getting rid of them. And that's where I'm blocked!
I want her to see my film. Please?
Like, erm... Well, like a parent's voice, almost?
- Any calls? - Mr Bristol called again, twice.
I'd like to see you suffer.
- I want to speak to my wife. - Oh, you can talk, can you?
It might be a relative. His mother.
"Whatever it is, sell it."
I don't know.
It's probably a defect from birth. Come and rescue me. I'm being attacked.
Well, he'll agree. He'll have to.
Well, I really do think you should cancel Bristol and come home with me.
- BAGLEY: Nonsense. - It says so!
I'd also like to propose a small snifter to our new star.
Sorry. Afraid the clinch is the only dance I know.
BAGLEY: Or a pork pie.
She has seven radiators and is worried about her weight,
Why should anyone have to clean their teeth without important new ingredients?
The moment I think of a boil,
But it was a lot more than that to me.
and I know you've had rather a lot to drink and didn't mean what you said.
They're getting impatient. We promised them the animatic over a week ago.
It's you that's had the silly dream.
Up we go. There we are.
- I think it's a male. - Father, then.
Right, then, you're being rude. Unutterably rude and a bore!
So we could say, principally, that it's television that you blame?
"because I make it."
A big boil. I believe it's justice.
BAGLEY: What do they want another pimple cream for?
will wear one with pride.
- Of course. - Wonderful. Wonderful.
No. I'm not interested in its opinions.
If you breathe air, it works on you. Large one, no ice, please, Richard.
I was the best.
- I cannot get a handle on the boils. - Pass me the butter, please, darling.
- I hate trains. They're rotten. - Only because they don't consume.
♪ This is my generation
Anyway, what's all this got to do with me?
It's not funny, Penny. It's the most terrifying experience of my life.
Darling, can't you see what you're doing this morning is equally out of control?
- She's the singer with the boils. - To boils, acne and blackheads.
It's the boil shaking it!
are not interested in selling wholesome foods.