Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You're alive.
Really?
It's the boil, Julia! Believe me, it's the boil!
Nobody ever remembers a late delivery they only remember a bad one
Imagine seeing that in Peking. A plaque of a Chinaman
Isn't that exactly what you're accusing everyone else of doing?
I know everything about them. She's 37 years old.
- BAGLEY: OK. - JULIA: And don't go near your office.
I'd say you'd be absolutely right.
Christ, what am I going to do?
With a boil on the nose, there's a sudden overnight surge in faith.
Yes, you are. You want to take everyone's car away.
- The bag was full of drugs. - Nonsense.
- Right. - Oh, this is a good idea.
- Tell them it'll be wonderful. Hi, Harry. - All right?
and that's the difference between you and me, boil.
- and I can't get it out of my head. - Mrs Bagley, the musicians are here.
Don't!
I refuse to argue with a carbuncle.
People will either buy or they won't buy.
I promise you, it's all part of this silly, silly stress you're going through.
- I thought everyone was out. - My husband's outside in the van.
BAGLEY: I love you. I love you desperately.
And if it isn't, it must be high in something else.
- BOIL: You cun... - You see? Don't listen.
- Doing what? - Scrutinising.
What are we gonna tell him?
Insanity? You still want to sell 'em boils!
I don't approve of Her Majesty's Government's cynical little bit of twaddle
- I certainly don't want any arguments. - What's the matter with him?
But you've created a symbol of foul-mouthed authority instead.
The bastard looks just like me!
He says you have such an active imagination, it's taking advantage of you.
I've been going berserk!
- Is he? How is he? - He's waiting to collect me.
- What did he say? - I can't tell you.
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(GASPING) That means it can read my mind.
Only because they're already there and don't eat up more and more and more.
Piss like you needs dealing with! You're the enemy within!
JULIA: You must stop worrying.
(SIGHS)
"Put an end to the miseries of dentures.
Ow!
or hunch your shoulder or get under the table so I can't see your lips moving.
and that suppurating, fat-squirting little heart attack
There'd be no more tea bags, no instant potatoes, no long-life cream.
As far as I was concerned, I'd given myself a detonator.
- Now, you tuck in and enjoy it. - It's no good.
Oh, my God!
Don't speak. Just listen. I'm desperate.
it'll sound as stupid as they'll have to be to buy it.
"I want a better world than yours is, Dennis.
It's called peace.
Not eels, darling. Eels breed in rivers.
I'm gonna blitz it.
Nothing. All it does is throb and get bigger.
When I came in here, it was my intention to make a film.
I, Bagley, will see that they get them!
can come up with a name like Barbara Simmons?
Shut up. You never talk in front of people, so don't talk in front of me.
How dare you! How...
I want you around tonight when the shagging begins.
I want to encourage every kid to take a pride in his breakouts.
Perhaps, by doing this, you hope to escape your guilt.
- Have you got a cold? - Not my drug.
Come along. We'll go and look at it together.
It's the you-know-what.
In this case, it would sound like a dentist, someone in the know.
There is the dear boy. Come along. I want to ask you both a question.
We just behave normally. I don't want him excited.
Which brings me to my final question.
RECEPTIONIST: Sullivan Bristol. One moment.
The boil! The boil!
BOIL: Oh, dear, oh, dear.
- Hello, Monica. Come and have a drink. - Thank you.
- The Russians don't put peace in theirs. - Very good, Bagley.
(GASPS)
- He's very good-looking. - If you like that sort of thing.
- Then don't. - PENNY: This is excellent.
No, Mr Bagley, it does not.
- Hello, darling. - Mm! Dying for a pee. This is Monica.
Never! I'm gonna knife the swine!
You're not the market I'm after, darling.
Well, that's probably the problem.
Isn't that trying to pretend it doesn't exist?