Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

shakes ant farm

(ALL NOISE STOPS)

I mean, isn't it illegal to own two television stations in the same town?

I don't see it. When did you put it here?

That's right, Yappy's Dog Treats.

- So what if I am? - I'm John Vickers, F.C.C.

I mean, you've been wandering aimlessly

- (BEEP) - GEORGE: Teri, I'm sorry!

All right, now, just take it easy.

(AUDIENCE APPLAUDING)

Oh, didn't I tell you?

Happy Father's Day, Dad.

Hey. Wanna go for a ride?

ANNOUNCER: There's lots of fun coming your way

(LAUGHING) Yeah!

Dad? Where's my dad?

PAM: Yes, ma'am. That's right. Stanley Spadowski.

Spatula City! Spatula City!

We're all going for a little ride.

Updates? We don't need no stinking updates!!!

I'll take whatever you got left.

Você é estúpido Vc é babaca

Aha! ROADMAPS!!

We're losing valuable advertising revenue.

Look, all I was trying to say...

♪ That poor mountaineer ♪

Okay, Mouseketeers, come on.

(MUSIC PLAYING)

Send in the janitor.

Uh-oh! Bob-o fall down, go boom.

♪ Do wah do wah... ♪

liked their spatulas so much bought the company

And it lives at Channel 8. And I've seen it,

Look, kid, if it was up to me,

So, where's Uncle Harvey? I haven't seen him all night.

We got a winner!

"Practical Jokes and Bloopers"!

(WITH INDIAN ACCENT) Don't move, slimeball.

♪ Disconnect the phone ♪

You got a long way to go before tomorrow night.

- some real big bubbles. - I'll see what I can do.

Yeah, but I've been meaning to start.

you're gonna be in all of 'em.

"broads don't belong in broadcasting"?

We've gotta do it fast.

Grinders? … Grinders? We don’t need no stinking grinders!!!

- Wow, look at that! - You can't do this!

I can't delay the broadcast

We'll start with yesterday's winner,

I got me a real NEAT watch! It's a Rolex!

The research file.

Hey, Stanley, congratulations. You really pulled us through.

I liked their spatulas so much, I bought the company.

♪ And no one can talk to a horse, of course ♪

Something blue.

FLETCHER: I have decided not to tear down the building after all.

Oh, hi, George.

Mr. Bilchik, while you're here in town,

♪ Stick around for a while ♪

You gotta grab life by the lips

George Newman? You are a selfish,

♪ Till your brain turns into cottage cheese ♪

♪ A horse is a horse, of course, of course ♪

- Hmm? - Hold on.

I want to find the toy.

Get out of my office!

(TELEPHONE RINGING)

Oh, and he's got these tiny, teeny little legs

for the next three months.

- Did you have a good flight? - Yeah.

Oh. Well, George...

♪ Swimming pools ♪

ANNOUNCER: Sometimes shocking,

♪ We got it all on UHF ♪

Yeah. Listen, just stall as long as you can.

How much did you say that was again?

GEORGE: Fletcher...

This community means as much to me as a festering bowl of dog snot

Hi. Nice to meet you.

It's certain death for anyone who enters.

(BUTTONS CLACKING)

Oh, that's the deed to Channel 62.

IPv6? IPv6? We don't need no stinking IPv6!

that your organization is against gun control?

(MUSIC PLAYING)

can withstand a sudden charge of 60,000 volts.

and forced into weight-loss programs...

I'd let you have all the time you wanted, but you know,

Yeah, I know, I'm sorry about that,

Please, if you don't mind,

(BOTH LAUGHING)

Hi! George Newman, U-62.

He delivers us this package. It's supposed to go to R.J. Fletcher.

Happy birthday, dad