Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- I can't really... - What would that reference?
If you were there, you could've kept them
Oh, God. Oh, God.
Our finishes are beautiful,
Least there's an "oy" in Illinois.
my favorite performer in the world...
You knew that I had one, right?
- My favorite color's pink. - I panicked.
- The oven's not working. - Yeah, I told you that.
and he's been trying to will it into existence.
- Nope. - Oh.
That should've been something. Hey, Susie?
- What about my kitchen? - Oh, please.
- we won't need our alarm clock. - Why are you mad at me?
So, the come line is exactly like the pass line.
or traveling, and you don't like me much.
Maybe tomorrow instead of an updo,
Well, then, I need your assurance.
"You gave it the ol' college try,"
- Hey, our machines are free. - Forget the machines.
Sit.
Manischewitz is best enjoyed in small quantities.
Oh, my god. Susie.
- Get up, get up. - What?
Oh, you don't want me to sing.
and he's gonna see to that for you.
I've learned this about comedians:
♪ You're wearing out your shoes ♪
Good thing I brought my forklift.
slotted with Moishe and Shirley.
I'm from New York, so, for me,
- You ready? - Ready for what?
Shy Baldwin. Welcome back to the Phoenician.
The one about the potholes? That was mine.
We got bigger fish to fry, Zelda.
He wasn't kidding!
All right, guys, let's try it again.
Rub my stomach, it full of butterflies. I'm wet and my stomach's doing somersaults.
a desert is Bergdorf's when they're low on Handmacher suits
but two jobs in the same day.
I've heard good things about the shrimp cocktail.
Yeah, me, too.
Um, shrimp cocktail, steak, baked potato, all the trimmings.
Yeah, good luck with that.
- You know what I mean. - You didn't bring a lawyer.
When you're a grizzled veteran like me, you'll understand.
Yeah, hustle now. Kiss, kiss and sit your tuchus down.
and they'll be happy to teach it to you.
Hell, you guys have rehearsed enough.
We'll keep our clothes to a minimum.
So your going off to be a comedian
who didn't believe in me,
No, please, sit.
Tell her I'm okay?
Hey, it's my boss!
Hello, Angie. Good to be back.
Bring only the essentials.
Sorry. Everybody's full of shit today. Not you.
- It told Philadelphia to... - Over here. Turn right. Right!
Six the hard way.
before this poor woman has a stroke.
Thank God... a distraction.
So... drink?
Earlier tonight, I was in the big room.
And you can have as many come bets out there as you want.
I'm yawning,
- I'm rich! - Look at all those pennies pouring out.
- We got a very faint copy. - Now, each time
- treat me with the respect that I... - Jenkins.
Oh, God. So many.
All right.
what we're not gonna need in a place we haven't found yet.
Lift your legs. It lightens the load.
Howard was drunk. And slow.
- Joel, I don't need money... - Come on.
Hey, Illinois. Two L's and an "oy."