Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

How come you can't respect me? How come?

You don't own me.

And her legs are like: Her titties are like:

Then I gotta go to school and watch the other children eat real food.

Give it to me, now! Oh, shit. Herpes. I crapped out.

Do the moonwalk. That's some stupid shit. Michael can do that shit, though.

That's why the man kick your ass. And when I was a child,

and your mother ain't supposed to hear,

Especially if you got a business-smart woman...

I get into bed...

Josh Allen went up to Dak Prescott

Clocked that boy in his eye.

He has a different look on his face.

turn the bread into pink dough.

Look at the ladies going, Stop clapping.

And say, Here, Johnny. I made $ 70, put that with the rest.

You fill out a W-2, they say, What you do?

They outside going, We got McDonald's hamburgers.

We ate toys, Eddie

because that's all I had done at 1 5.

because y'all believe that shit.

And leave me in the kitchen with some bush bitch with an attitude.

And that’s one little pebble shit come out

And my ego said, What was that?!

They say, Where you get that big, welfare, green-pepper burger?

That's what I'm talking about. You cannot say 'fuck'...

Y'all got one dance y'all can do. Y'all can do this shit, like this:

Whose pussy is this? Whose pussy is this?

he don't like you no more. But he still wants to fuck you.

Then you start talking to her:

and I can't do the shit. lt's shitty.

Oh, darling, I want to make love to you. That type of shit.

Even people that didn't fight sued me.

and the moolies are beating him and he don't fucking go down,

Hey Babe What's Going On? The Rent Mothafucka

Great fuckin’ movie

He was walking up to people saying:

Have a coke and a smile and shut the f#@k up!

Good luck tonight guys!

and grabbed that boy and started going:

Women gonna do it classy. They don't fuck around like us.

That was my act. My mother sit there shocked.

What you gonna do, get a job at a boutique on the weekends and shit?

I can't go to San Francisco.

what does it mean when you go to the bathroom

I'll take half his shit!

I can't even pee in the house, I burn my house down. I gotta go outside.

Put the shit on layaway.

I know you, Eddie!

and the character on the show ain't too bright.

But be careful, because you lose half on the trade-in.

Little Eddie got a joke to tell. Go on, Eddie.

I bust that ass on Mike. I was looking for him, but my manager said:

If you were my woman, I make love to you constantly.

And then he... Kicked him in the ding ding

with some woman with a big bone and a plate and a big, fucked-up Afro,

Tell The Spun I said Have a Coke and a smile and shut the fuck up

And let me have some Junior Mints.

The chocolate cake that was on the counter?

no pussy is worth $1 50 million!

It’s Soul’d Out ‘Carnival Foreplay’ this Saturday Please give me money for a ticket

He take your woman to his house

lt's fucked up, that's why I say, hey, I'm a target.

intelligence, a nice ass and a body. Give it to me, now!

No, I didn't actually fight, but I was there watching.

Just get me the egg and shut your mouth.

lt was you! Yes, it was. That's why that man kick your ass tonight.

She looked at her husband, he did like this:

All right, Rock-O! Rock-O!

Don't tell me 'nothing'. You had to do something.

I had shit, Eddie. Me and my brothers and sisters didn't have shit.

When you meet a woman and everything is perfect

What the fuck you do that for?

And if there was no Johnny Lightning, we ripped up a Hula Hoop

Y'all got a lot to talk about. Go on, Eddie. Please, talk to her. Uhmfufu...

What? A disco? With Deney Terrio?

I don't wanna fuck no funny, ugly bitch and shit. I'd have me in the bed going:

Mind your motherfucking business. I'll bust your motherfucking ass.

Remember...? Remember, like, VD in the '60s?

Sick my dick, Eddie.

it come back stronger. VD is new and improved now.

You know what really make me mad, though, is afterwards, right?

I've had too many relationships that didn't work out. You're special to me.

You know something? You know what I should...? You know...?

So I'm standing there with my lips hanging down,

You heard what I said, moolie. Pay for my fucking candy...

Y'all start putting up with all kinds of crazy shit.

Who do you think you are?

That's what I said... Get the bread out of the breadbox

I know you, Seanny.

You don't own me! Well, you don't.

This is real shit. He's going, Come on.

And white guys will go, Hey, I didn't know about your job.