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knew that the woman lived there and didn't say shit.

I'm Michael-motherfucking-Jackson, I will bust your ass.

You don't own me

Youth to the government: What have U done for me lately?

Best Jello and broth I ever ate in my life...

Miss Right. Blow on this for luck.

His wife walked inside the house, opened up the bedroom door,

And they wasn't even married but ten years.

So let me get this straight. This ain’t sex lube? Not unless you want fire to shoot out your dick.

They just cater to your ego.

When it comes to your hair game, remember what Eddie Murphy said: 'Nothing, for nothing, leaves nothing!' Don't settle for mediocre hairstyles

I'd appreciate if you go up and tell him that your father says 'Thank you.'

I said, What's wrong with your wife's back and shit?

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I know you Eddie!

Mama, I got a joke.

ls for a little respect, motherfucker

I manage to stick in some jokes between the curses.

for something you did a long time ago.

Don't you think for two seconds that if you keep breaking this woman's heart,

Stop it. Yeah, the only reason you're clapping is because your woman's

I'll see you later.

You got a problem?

Because I put the rules up. Like Diana Ross say,

Push your head up your asshole, say:

Richard's the one that made me wanna do comedy.

You're not going no place.

Doctor doctor I keep sneezing out snapchat profiles Oh well try looking for portraits uploading them if nothing snap a snot

You put me in a movie where I'm the star, I'll kick your ass.

...real, real hard.

Filth Flarn Filth

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Whose pussy is this!

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I hear some more shit, I'm gonna put this glove up your ass.

I got this mutha now

I come and go as he says. Why, why, why?

And it's no fun to get your ass kicked in a Twister mat.

Because you waited five months for it.

Can I have another one, please? Please, one more.

lf I ever get married, I got to marry somebody with personality.

We would get dressed to go to school. Let me tell you about our clothes.

What hotel this man staying in?

When you transfer to a different department. But your reputation beats you there.

Lil? I'm drunk. And you know something?

You ask, Why are those niggers in here?

that you've never slept with before. Let me hear you clap, truthfully.

motherfucker punched you in the mouth

Tell me what hotel your man's staying.

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I turned around and burned him up on the street.

That shit don't just sting no more. Every time they cure something,

You want some, motherfucker? You want some?

I thought that we go together.

I can't believe you did this. You have no respect for me.

He probably got it in there with the turkey leg and the sweet potato pie.

I want what's coming to me.

Nothing from Sutton leaves nothing

Do y'all listen to the words or the beat?!

Hello? Shirley? Bitch, if you ever let my phone ring like this again...

He's funny, but he's not that funny.

Y'all... Y'all can't dance.

No, I'd wait till you went to sleep

You have the right to an attorney. Turn around. I'm gonna frisk you.

And hello, New York City!

That's why we going this year. No...

That's what they thinking. What have you done for me lately?

I want the perfect woman, now. I want somebody with a mind,

She go, I don't know, your father ain't home. Why? Why?

you gonna be like this:

making the bread stick to the plate.

Johnny says, Hey, I'm Johnny.

But, ladies, if you marry a man with $300 million,

Come on, that's the way I like it.

All right, Sly!

You open the door and ravens and shit fly out of the closet.

Do y'all listen to the words or the beat?

She not goin nowhere

Your man get serious when they threaten your dick.

Excuse me? I said, where you going?

Look at these crazy motherfuckers.

Well, what have you done for me lately?

I'll kick you in the nuts. lt make you wince, be like:

when you see them, they make you ugly.

And it's the best you ever had in your life.

Change the subject, please.

She was fine. I went, I cut all my girls off.

your woman is fine and got her body looking right,

When your clients tells you to cut their hair short

Eddie. No... Eddie, then it's something that you did a long time ago.

and cannons blared and the mountains crumbled

Give it to me, now! Oh, sh**. Herpes. I crapped out.

butt naked, and y'all gonna say, Eddie must be visiting Africa.

What you crying about? Eddie, what's...?

I used to make before. You just come on home.

Boy fell on the deck holding his eye,

bowed to me when I walked in.

And you appreciate it. You never complained.

You don't have to kick no nuts to hurt nobody.

I'm not making an Egg McMuffin. I don't know what no Egg McMuffin is.

You want somebody in the bed with you:

Well, where you gonna be? I'm gonna be where I'm at!

That Ed sure is funny, ain't he?

Fuck your husband! That's it. That's... Just fuck your husband.

she gonna have to put something in the pockets.

Patrick what have you done for me lately

Me: Why You Treat Me Like Animal You:

And at the end of the fight, everybody sued me.

'I make my money just like him.' Right, Your Honor?

Come on. That’s the way I like it.