Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

So be careful. Be careful.

Legs are like BLAM Titties are like POW

So I'm praying my father wouldn't answer the phone.

All we wanted was some respect. All we asked for was a little respect.

We figured you out in this sense, and this is true.

I'ma take half his shit...... HALF!!!

Lay down on the floor and spread them.

The dude was laying there, holding his eye.

And Jimmie Walker? And your lips? And you shot...

The man jumped up, saw his woman standing there.

Let me hear the men clap that are loyal to their women.

You know, because I'm used to American women saying:

Then somebody says, Fight in the back!

We couldn't afford no icing,

And when Bill Cosby chastises you, you forget you grown.

because you may have heard your woman make that noise

Yo, Ed, shut the fuck up, man!

And you want that burger when you get older.

I been a big fan of Bill Cosby all my life.

No, no, no, I got to go. I got to... You two... Y'all two lovebirds talk.

- Yeah. Yeah. - Junior!

And I was scared, because y'all seen Mr. T.

Every now and then I take a joke too far.

Get the fuck... Don't you fucking touch me.

And they were... There's nothing like having a nation of fags looking for you.

He got busted coming out of another woman's house.

And over her head it said, Johnny's wife wants half Johnny's money.

I was outside peeing, dude tried to mug me,

Shame on you. Y'all should've fucked them.

You got to be careful. You gotta have a J-O-B in the '80s.

and another person knows about. All women have one skeleton.

You have to have a dick to understand this. We are men.

Janet Jackson got a hit record:

Lester, she ain't your mama.

lt's like Fuckfest '8 7.

I ate it all, Eddie, by myself. And my father came inside the kitchen,

lf I have to beg and plead Do the symphony

I almost got fucked up.

He's not gonna make it.

You been looking over there all fucking night.

And Japanese women are the most docile women on the planet.

No, don't get me wrong.

I don't wanna talk about the Richard Pryor.

- That's my granddaughter. - That's my niece.

I hate shy women. I like extroverts, I like women with a sense of humor.

All three of us, like the Three Stooges, Your Honor.

Men don't like to hear a threat like that. You hear somebody:

Which meant my pops was home, and on the weekends, my pops gets drunk.

Hey, you know, read. You can catch some shit.

let them know where you stand. I said, Yeah, yeah, yeah!

Get the fuck out of my face with that bullshit.

Don't think, Maybe you're gonna put a trap on.

I enjoy Sylvester Stallone's movies too.

'We got a call from your wife,' I kick your motherfucking ass.

Then all the brothers saw 40 white guys beating up two black guys,

I like Good Times.

and made enough food for 1 3 people to feast on

I'll take a dick over a smile any day... Yes, I will.

We know we can act the fool then. Remember when your man

I'm having some problems with my boyfriend,

I know a man got busted coming out of another woman's house.

Then I found out Michael Jackson was looking for me. I was like...

some long slob come out of their mouth

You don't own me

We were happy to get that. All for one and one for all.

while I was waiting on the line

I came home from school and my mother had made

When you transfer to a different area. But your reputation beats you there.

What a beautiful girl like you doing by herself on the island of love?

Johnny had to have at least 300 million.

But I ain't making love to nobody. I get into bed...

lf you marry somebody and neither one of you have anything

And Sakis did like this: come on!!

I don't wanna fuck. I wanna make love.

No, I can't stay. I was just talking to Uhmfufu about a couple of things.

Then Ed say, 'I ain't signing a motherfucking thing.

Hey, you got a problem? You go, Yeah, motherfucker, I got a problem!

Ayye ‘Cuse me brotha

with a big smile on his face. And my son looks just like me.

I think playtime is over.

fucks up the lyrics and thinks he's saying it right.

I was waking up in the middle of the night like this: Half!

What did you do? No, don't tell me 'nothing'.

And this nigger took her to the Grammys, nobody said shit.

He walks through the door, looking at me with this big smile,

I know you wanna leave.

Because he thought that was my whole act.

I say, 'Fuck that big-nose motherfucker.

And you look like Jimmie Walker? Oh, that'd do it.

I know brothers were like, Get the fuck out of here.

I don't wanna talk about this stuff. I do wanna talk about this stuff.

Because you're hungry, bitch.

You have the right to remain silent.

You carrying any concealed weapons?

They afraid to talk, because they think a bone

It’s a great fuckin movie

lt's my house I live here

Then they come to your town and get shy.

with a rock-hard dick, talking about, I'm sorry.

then you ate the Etch-A-Sketch.

you like each other, everything is perfect,

tell her i said Have a Coke & a smile & shut the eff up

And she's got a bowl.

ln Delirious, I was making fun out of a lot of entertainers too.

Goodnight. And you wait.

You mind your motherfucking business.

Oh, you took a shot in your lips?

Find somebody perfect for you.

Wait, baby, I am sorry. Wait a second.

When Mike... My manager called me up and said:

They was like, Fuck that. I'm getting paid, motherfucker.

you ain't got no money, you can't have no pussy.

And she's cooking up the food, man. She's cooking it up.

I can't use the type of language that you use,

there's something really wrong happening here, baby.

Because that's a very important word here. Fuck, yes, we did.

I started having nightmares.