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I know a lot of guys sitting out there right now like this too:

Never met the man before, but he called me up about a year ago

I love it. The best motherfucker. The 'fuck you' man.

I love that blooey line! That girl’s got talent!

Some lady claiming to be Matilda's teacher. . Mr.Wormwood if you got hurt heaven forbid, your doctor would be a college graduate. Or say if someone sold you a faulwty car, the lawyer who would've defended you would have gone to college too.

'Please give me money for a ticket.'

Those of you who've never done this will go, I disagree.

And that's when one of my boys jumped over the table

and help her get some clothes.

because everybody's fucking each other nowadays.

Baby, I love you. What have you done for me lately?

when you was living here.

I got McDonald's

Because I know you wanna leave. That's why. I know you wanna leave.

Lil, answer the phone. Goddamn it, look...

out of the bread box. And you go look in the bread box and you say:

you don't think she can cook. I had one of those mothers,

You come harder than you've ever came.

Can't you see the kids are trying to put a show on there?

and he just thought it was... He should call me up, because he was Bill,

Do y'all listen to the words or the beat?!

YOU KNOW SOMETHING, F*** IT.

Everybody... Everybody is fucking and it really... lt's getting bad.

And the cars would come rushing across town. It'd be: whoo whoo whoo whoo

usher on the phone with his doctor

When you go to a white club, you see five or six brothers just standing.

West Coast Eagles Fans right now

I don't wanna ruin the surprise, but Sly wins this one again.

You say, Ma, I wanna stop and get some McDonald's.

I'm an actor, I ain't no fighter.

Yo, man, Mr. T was just here looking for you.

I'll cook you one of them big old hamburgers

After all the shit I did...

Pull ova....pull ova

lt's when shit come halfway out your ass,

Why don't you just go hop in your lROC Z-28 and take your ass home.

They do. They hold their dick more than us.

You can't put a price on what I do.

Eddie. What do you mean, you don't remember what you did?

- I told y'all to stop running in here. - Yes, ma'am.

That ain't no regular cracker, was it? What was that, a Saltine?

I said, Yes. Do you get paid? I said, Yes.

Give me half, Eddie. Give me half, Mr. Fuck-you Man.

lt's beautiful, Lil. ln my heart and my soul, I'm drunk.

But I want PDQ Mama make you chicken better than PDQ

Your man's still gonna go fuck somebody else, because he is a man.

Why do fools fall in love?

I know you CeCe…

I have to give him money for a ticket.

Save me a trip to California. Because you never respect me.

'Have a slice of pizza and shut the fuck up.'

I looked right in your face!

But leonard.. What have you done for me lately?

You gonna put it On square wonder bread?

And their man get real cold, saying shit like:

And the nigger's gonna pay for it.

And men don't like to picture their woman fucking nobody.

Imma build the shit outta that

Then he do that smooth Bahamas shit on your woman.

You better answer this telephone.

Now, what did you do? What?

When I asked the question, she looked at you like this:

with a big bone in her nose and a big plate lip

You don't like it, get the fuck out of my house.

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And never tell you. lt's her little secret.

Fire shoot out my dickp

- Beverly Hills Cop. - Delirious.

We know as soon as you go:

I have yet... Even if the pussy was great

Remember, you'd sneak in the basement, put his albums on,

Good night. Suck my dick. Bye-bye.

and he says, 'Mother, please, money.'

Tell The Spun I said Have a Coke and a smile and shut the fuck up

Now there's thunder! Then he started doo-dooing.

Richard... Richard is the rawest motherfucker in show business.

What we want Baby, you got it

You know what really bother me

Telling me to sign a contract to show that I love you?

Men must find and conquer as much pussy as they can get.

And I was like, Miss, did you decorate the house?

And he walks up and I say, 'What are you smiling about?'

Why don't you shake your ass home.

I’m sorry Chef doesn’t allow substitutions.

Stand up and clap

You don't have to kick. You could just graze it.

Soul’d Out Party This Saturday

Get your shy ass away from me!

Suck my dick, Eddie.

Better than McDonald’s?!?

I say, I never said 'filth, flarn, filth'.

Why do fools fall in love?

Afro gotta be fucked up

I pay the bills for this motherfucker. I wanna drink something, I drink.

I'm not saying they're perfect people. I'm saying we ain't perfect.

I wouldn't fool around. Let's talk about the Richard Pryor.

I know he used to do shit for you, but what has he done for you lately?

to see what kind of guy he was,

You know somethin? Beautiful!

Lady Finn Cockswing Come in dick swingin

I know you spend a lot of your money on your woman.

I know you J’rr Craa, your tha “Fuck you,”man right?

I know you, Eddie! You the "Fuck You" man!

is gonna fly out their mouth or some shit.

I'm gonna keep rolling. I got one more roll in me.

Put that with the rest

You see that fucking big melanzane standing over there?

Don't ask me why and shit

Yeah. All right. Now, he's about 6'5. I'm 5'2.

That boys got talent

Look at them, they're:

No, baby. That's just jokes.

I was pissed off. I was so mad I called Richard Pryor's house up.

Then I kicked him in the ding ding

Youth to the government: What have U done for me lately?

she eventually will go out and fuck someone else.

You know I'll kick his moolie ass. He pushed me.

I'll tell you why all men fool around.