Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I need 12 million For my sprained eyes

I called my mother's house, it was a Friday night,

They think they can fucking push you around, 'Oh, you big hotshot,'

Motherfucker, dick, pussy, snot and shit. Good night

Hey, Lil, you gonna answer this telephone?

When I was little, I wanted to be Richard Pryor so bad I used to...

They jump on the niggers. You niggers have to learn

You be right here in this motherfucker, Lil.

Yeah, you better walk away, mother... I'll bust your pussy ass too.

Now, if the child is smiling this way because he needs money for a ticket,

And then he said "India China War". And then he went to the Echo Lab! Hey I'm Dr. Rao, I'll stick this echo probe up your ass

I walked over and said, 'Yo, Ed, sign this autograph.'

Eddie, I even ate those cheap purple motherfuckers after 'Go'...

Y'all do some shit like this, you be fucked up. You'd be:

Andre cannot use the phone

Eddie, why’d you shoot Jimmie Walker in his lips?!

We could... Stop. I just don't think the time is right.

Get all the money you can, shit. I'm glad she did get all that money.

Come on, now. I need somebody perfect for me. Give it to me, now!

And the child says to me:

to help make ends meet?

A Slinky spring?! And, Eddie, I ate so many Slinkys,

Since you're such a smart motherfucker,

What you mean 'nothing'? Nobody get punched for nothing. What'd you do?

We ate the toys and we never complained,

You don't like it Get the fuck out my house

'Which one of you kids sat down

Then make a move, then. Make a move.

I mean, the physical act... I like to fuck somebody I'm in love with.

This is my house!

and you got big, pink fingerprints in the dough.

You have a job? Well, I... Then get the fuck out my face.

He's here, yes. Yes, it's him. Yes, it's him!

Not my man Yes your man too

because that gets you out of a lot of fights.

Get the fuck out. No such thing as a loyal man.

And she be like this:

You can have the best pussy in the world.

so I came down here to think it over.

I ain't see this dude's brother standing behind me.

And it would be an asset to us, as American men,

Brothers got some dance. They be doing this with their heads.

That's the only reason why it works.

Guys, picture your woman fucking your best friend.

You always crying. Just leave him. You know something?

Let me get this right. So you're getting a burning sensation

The record start off like that.

That's what I said. Get the bread out of the bread box.

'I'll bust your ass for saying shit like that.'

And both of y'all be dribbling. You be like:

Baby, I am sorry. No, you're not sorry.

Now it's snowing!

That motherfucker ain't nothing but... Oh, hi, Eddie. How you doing?

My dick is fucked up. My dick is ruined.

I did, and I sat down and ate my father's birthday cake too.

- Why? - Hear the ladies go, Why?

lf you were my woman, I make love to you constantly.

and the candy and the flowers and the anklets and the bracelets

That's what I said... Get the bread out of the breadbox

I'll bust your motherfucking ass too. Mind your motherfucking business.

then go back up in that motherfucker.

lt's fucking great. I fucking love it, man. All right, Rock-O!

ltalians... White people, period, y'all go crazy after y'all see a Rocky movie

Connecticut Avenue, Luxury Tax,

Baby, wait, wait. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

get the fuck out of here.

And the man would be fucked up.

I'll kick your fucking ass.

Boy hit the deck. My boy jumps up and starts fucking this boy up

Any woman that's ever had this done to her will agree what I'm gonna say.

You spending all your money on shit you ain't never spent it on.

- Yeah. - Well, check Cousin Cecil's pockets.

lt'll say, Murphy Marries Bush Bitch. I'm gonna be like:

You gonna put it on square Wonder Bread?

The most common trap is to not give you any.

and she won't do anything, it's a trap.

I was frozen, man. I was standing there,

And I ate it all, Eddie!

lt works. lf you have some problem...

is when you be straining for a long time, right?

I say, 'What did the man say on the stage?'

You know what, ladies? I had a woman ask me the other day:

I don't want shit from him or her and I don't care.

had to do somethin

I was in the club, man. I stopped going...

And suck it and stick it down in your mouth and suck it, suck it.'

I got a friend got busted in his house, in his bed,

Fuck you doing with Dehney Terrio

you pick them up and their leg muscles be strong

You better stomp your feet And light a match for this pussy

is shimmying off... The moon is shimmying off the ocean.

I got a friend got a Japanese girlfriend.

You better call and tell her you're not coming.

would wrap the Twister mats around our body like a suit.

And she go, I got hamburger meat at home.

Then your mother say, Go inside the refrigerator and get me the bread

They walk downstairs Alone and in pairs

She gives him the money, he runs off to see your show.

Got to have a J-O-B lf you wanna be with me

I know a lot of housewives sitting out there going:

Aint that right ?

Do some rhyme with your name. That always scares white people.

Stop. Now, see? I did jokes about...

And you try to put some ketchup on it and it mixes with the grease,

Now we have 300 million and 70 trays

Dude said, Come on, that's the way I like it.

I ain't spent all my money for this, motherfucker!

And the other kids got McDonald's.

it make me sick to my stomach.

Then I'd be on the front page of the African Enquirer like this:

Then it looked like 40 white guys fighting 40 black guys,

tell him i said ‘Have a Coke and a smile and shut the fuck up!’

And they'll get it.

What we need I know you got it

I'd be going, You ever, sometime, right, you get on that toilet

lf you were my woman, I make love to you constantly.

Which one of you Tims sat down...

And we hear all that shit, then be, OK.

That don't look like no McDonald's.

Sometimes you'll see a real ugly bitch

I had just got over some shit. I go to parties...