Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Fucking melanzane laying on the floor, fucked up.

and clench up and break the shit in half.

Have the same crackers every day for a year.

That's taboo. Watch the guy's faces. Ladies, look at them.

and they can't speak English and try to do my act

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No, it's not... I'm not being racist. I mean, I mean...

This is the last one. This is the one for me.

When you get depressed, you call your mother.

Had a Five Guys tonight Tasted amazing

Hey, baby, where you going?

It's fucking great. I fucking love it. Alright Mario!!

Youth to the government: But what have you done for me lately?

They have figured us out. We're very easy creatures to figure out.

You got a whole lot of... I love you.

He only told you half the story.

And the public believed it.

You say, Hey, hey, hey.

and you think you are in control of your shit.

And I ran in the house all excited to talk to Bill

Youth to the gov't: Well, what have you done for me lately?

I refuse to get caught out there. Fuck that.

Brothers sued me. Yo, man, the brothers came out and sued.

The Jell-O pudding-eating motherfucker.

Do you hear the phone ringing?

Use 1 2 rolls of toilet paper on that motherfucker.

I put rules on the refrigerator and you never obey my rules.

They leave and brother be standing there like this:

Yo, shut the fuck up man!

I'd be at parties, hear he was looking for me,

I love that dick nipple line That boy's got talent

Yeah, Your Honor. Give us half his shit.

Suck my dick, GAry.

We did. See, a lot of you ladies going:

The class was like

Go up to the people standing on line and shit.

Because my dick is a blowtorch, is what I'm trying to say.

Because I want to do my share. No.

Now, put the rules up, Lillian.

I wanna talk about this, because if you fooled around,

OK, now, let me hear... Let me hear the women clap that have men

I love that doo-doo line. That boy's got talent.

Kick him in the ding ding

Ladies, do not be fooled. I know some men have some strong raps

is that American women in the '80s have become very business-conscious.

That's what you gotta do.

every time I hear the motherfucking Slinky song,

Do you know you could take half his money? Did you know that?

We are men. All men do it.

...or I'll kick your ass.

Her Afro... Afro gotta... Like, Angela Davis see it and go:

YOU KNOW HOW TO SPELL IT

Stop, stop, stop. Kiss my ass.

No more phone for you. Your phone privileges are cut off.

But I told you a half-hour ago, women are vindictive.

No, baby. That's just jokes.

At the end of this picture, now, just between you and I,

I live in Massachusetts with my wife, Camille, and my five children.

Will you marry me? I thought you'd never ask.

I'm gonna walk up and say, Hey, how you doing? My name's...

And a box of Juji Fruits rammed up his ass. He's not gonna make it.

if she puts her mind and pussy to it. They can have you.

Because he is a man. lt has nothing to do with you.

House burger no McDonald’s

You better stomp your feet and light a match for this pussy, goddamn it.

But I'm waiting to get some candy and I'm gonna go see a movie.

But you don't own her.

You don't own your woman. You gonna put a ring on my finger?

I said, Yo, Richard, Bill Cosby just called me up

Ooooooo-oooooo! I got this muthafucker now...

When the sex ain't that good But they funny as hell

He say, 'Motherfucker, I...' And he ran over to my woman

legs are like BLAM Titties are like pow

Yeah. lt's a great fucking movie.

And I don't wanna go through... Why are you doing this...?

McDonald's. McDonald's.

she's walking on the beach, crying, in the Bahamas.

Ima go beat up the fool that told me them lies

EB has my number in Chess. I wanna kick him right in the ding ding

I GOT MCDONALD’S!!!!

some ugly bitch that just kept hanging around and you had to fuck her?

because my mother could cook her ass off.

Show you how far a woman will stoop.

And all of a sudden, a dude named Dexter walks up.

You get your ass whipped, first you call home.

ls that what you want me to say? I fucked her? I fucked her.

Who am I, Alexander Graham Bell up in this motherfucker?

but you know what I mean when I say 'filth, flarn, flarn, flarn, filth'.

Don't tell me you're not looking. I just saw you.

No fire shoot out my dick

I’ll just have a salad And a water.

I'm 5'1 0. I weigh 1 65 pounds. I can't whip a disco's ass by myself.

Youths to the government: What have U done for me lately?

You made that noise. Your man can act crazy.

Put that shit on layaway

After they see Rocky, they come out of the theater charged.

There's no getting around it. I'll kick you in your nuts.

Fuck you eddie!

What's all the motherfucking jokes? You don't like my clothes?

lt's beautiful.

Start acting all tipsy and shit. I say, 'Where?' She say, 'Over there.'

Soon as I got off the plane, they'd be like:

You never listen to what I tell you to do.

The kiss is sweeter than honey

And then he kicked him in the ring ding!!

to stop fucking up our club. Didn't we let you in here, nigger?

lt's right here, all right?

child support and your children.

that are loyal to them, truthfully.

Your mother say, OK, go get me the big frying pan.

Find somebody just as fucked up as you are and settle down.

You're leasing the pussy. With an option to buy.

He’s an asshole

Respect. You never had no respect for me, Eddie.

You didn't make love. lt just felt real good. You know why?

I only hurt my brothers and sisters once.

Lily cannot use da phone