Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

make a Tonka truck taste so delicious.

If you were my woman, I'd make love to you constantly.

I hate those shy bitches. They make me sick to my mother...

Can I talk to you for a minute?

And she'd make it and put it in the middle of square Wonder Bread.

He said, Well, tell Bill I said:

and find me some crazy, naked, zebra bitch...

and punched me in the mouth...

and he still fools around. Why? I cook, I clean, I fuck.

and I cannot resist, because it's such a beautiful smile.

Stand up and clap. Stand your ass up and clap.

Well, show me that move.

And I was like, Now, that's pussy control for you, there.

And lovers await the break of day

Ed, they go out to recovery and…

He falls on the ground. You know, you can really fucking do that.

I would like to talk to you...

You gonna go by yourself? Yes.

All the things I did for that motherfucker, he do this to me?

You marry a man with $300 million, you ain't cooking. You're eating out.

What the fuck is your problem? What's your problem, huh?

So I figured if he came up to me, I could use the Jedi mind trick on him.

You be mad as a motherfucker too,

and picked up the telephone and Bill got raw on me.

lf you don't speak English, you can't hear that bit.

I want it to go too far. Come on now, baby.

lt's not their nature to fool around.

Hey, let me have a box of Juji Fruits

And white people go, That Michael's a special kind of guy.

Let me tell you about Eddie Murphy.

So he waits. He be like, Okay, I'll wait.

All women have a skeleton in the closet.

People from other countries have seen my films and come over to the U.S.,

You was butt naked on a zebra last month.

Oh, that's so cute, the way they talking.

Eddie, why'd you shoot Jimmie Walker in his lips?

- Beverly Hills Cop. - No, 48 Hrs.

She was married to him, she deserved that money.

They like it just as much as us, but they play these games.

Mother fucker punch you in the fathead?

They be standing around, Get the fuck out of here.

You cannot say filth, flarn, filth, flarn, filth in front of people.

lt is a dick thing. Do not try to understand it.

People get drunk, go to clubs and start fighting.

Don't even dice it. Big chunks of green peppers and onion

Get the fuck out of here.

trying to figure out a way to get even with your ass.

And it was a discotheque and a strobe light fell off the ceiling,

See that chocolate cake I bought?

Then you call up your mother and say, Mama, why?

What have you done for me lately....?!

Y'all gonna go past a newsstand one day and see me on the cover of JET

Man, you know what's real scary

And it won't. The wind can blow that slob:

Just, put that with the rest.

...about some of the things that you do in your show.

Pay for my candy Moolie

Michael's so famous,

You get a maid. You ain't cleaning shit!

I was at the Loft. You know why I ain't dancing at the Loft?

Youuuuuuu cannot say filth flarn filth flarn filth in front of people

Then you watch them Roll away again

She had cooked and slaved over the stove all day

YOU cannot say filth, flarn, filth, flarn, filth....in front of people.

And I'm quite sure she knew.

Yeah, it's a great fuckin movie

Don't be fooled. They all have a skeleton in their closet.

nothing from nothing leaves nothing

We gonna put new rules up. We gonna put rules up. Rules up.

This is Wonder Bread. A hamburger is a hamburger.

"Since You're Such A Smart Motherfucker,"

She take the egg and the green peppers

couldn't make it, he would call? No more of that shit. He heard you go:

Don't you put your hands on me, I'm gonna kick you where it hurts.

And your mother say, Now, go on outside and play.

He walk up swinging his dick.

I don't have sex because of my religious beliefs.

I got the autograph for my girlie.

I'm gonna whip Eddie Murphy's ass when I see him.

He got 300 million, the ends are meeting like a motherfucker.

No, no, no. I'm fine, I'm fine. I'll just have a salad.

I would just leave. I don't wanna fight Mr. T.

All you hear is shit, ass, shit, shit.

So I must go into the kitchen,

But you gotta be good-looking too.

“Oh, you just saw, Interstellar!”

West Coast fans right now

for, like, five hours and shit, right?

Just relax and cool out. I start cooling out. My ego said:

He's fucked up.

Go back home in style, girl. And get your hair done right.

Yes, Your Honor, on the evening in question, per se, Your Honor.

Who you have a fight with?

Thank you for coming out.

And men hear all that shit and we be like this, OK.

and when you shit, that water splash up on your ass?

YOU KNOW SOMETHING, F*** IT.

once you make a woman say:

You be, Hey, baby, come on. And she go:

And she sing in Spanish too, Lillian: En my casa, I... Yo vivo aqui

lt's the dumbest dance ever, because I can't do it,

Let me hear the women clap that are loyal to their men, truthfully.

It's that right !

You can buy all the zebras and bones you want.

'Pop, he comes out and says some stuff.'

She's walking on the beach, she laid out all day and got a tan,

And he kicked him in the ding ding!!

my ego jumped out of my body and said,

Because we know we can act different as soon as you go:

I said, I don't know. And my lip said, Hey, fellas!

and I saw this and my eyes were sprained,

When you talk shit about America

creating a weird effect with the mirror

We fool around because we figured women out.

Compras relógio na mbch e te dez por cento de desconto

When you're a child, if your mother doesn't take you to McDonald's,

lt's gonna be all right, baby. lt's gonna be fine.

Not my man. Yes, your man too.

You know something? Hey, I'm drunk, Lil.

And one little pebble shit come out.

Party at the Loft!

They'd be standing around looking at you, they'd be looking at...

I'm gonna be where I'm at

Hey, excuse me, brother.

Yo, you don't put your motherfucking hand, no...

You done all the shitting you gonna do for the whole day, right?

You say, I fuck my husband. That's it.

your relationship will change with your man. Because we know.

And Brooke Shields is the whitest woman in America.

I got a lot of foreigners that come over.

I love it. Suck my dick, huh?

people walking by going, Jimmie Walker.