Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

A look like he heard something at your show that he's never heard before.
Goddamn, that's some fucked-up shit.
Why do they fall in love?
What are your right? Now you know.
your sweet, innocent, little, sweet, loving, darling woman,
What movie you wanna see after you finish eating?
That's who I had a fight with. An ltalian.
get the f*** out of here!
Yeah. It’s a great f’n movie.
You can't use my phone.
Vanessa. Come on, Vanessa.
and it'd be like this:
Our face is in the pillow like this, I got this motherfucker now, boy.
And then he kicked him in the ding ding
Because y'all be... I really... I tell you, every time you see a black...
Look, little Italian white man
There's nothing a man can do for me that I can't do for myself.
Don't tell me about Wonder Bread.
tonight i'll be eating 788 macaroni and cheeses 34 tomato and salami sandwiches and a vegtable salad from the atrium in mandurah. tonight i'll be eating 89 samosa chatts 90 chola baturas 29 beef vindaloos and a pepsi from zaika taste's of india in kingsway city.
Our new T-shirt
Italian Homeowner
Tell Tammy to...
I'm a realist. But they'll tell you, I don't wanna fuck, I wanna make love.
I thought I seen a bone in your shoe. Whose skeleton was that?
and they get HBO and they catch Delirious
You know what the woman said? Maybe it wasn't you.
Getting a little crazy. That's why men don't like to handle babies.
And you say, You want me to go with you?
And I don't give a fuck if the motherfucking house is burning down.
And I know you go to the movies and you go to get the ice cream
There's not a woman in this room
I don't know what you're talking about. I'm offended you called. Fuck you.
You know what I'm talking about.
He is a man and has to conquer women.
And they got married, broke up, shit didn't work out.
I been waiting three months. What's the problem?
I'm gonna go beat up the fool that told me them lies.
Like if you went up and said:
And give me another box of Juji Fruits.
I ain't no big guy, all right?
Cannot go outside ever again.
You're making me look like an asshole.
What you crying about?
Pull ova.. pull ova..
You know, I think I'm gonna go to the Bahamas by myself for the weekend.
You may speak. And she spoke.
Test
and chastised me on the phone for being too dirty on-stage.
lt's my house and I don't give a fuck!
I don't mind because it means That much to me
And the lyrics go, Ain't nothing going on but the rent.
lt's a trap. They trap you with the pussy.
And white people, y'all step on each other's feet.
- Thanks, Eddie! - We love you!
Don't ask me why.
lf you're starving and somebody throw you a cracker,
I get into bed...
The boy's name is Ennis. He loves everything you do.
Dexter St. Jock.
The realism. Because that's the way you gotta treat those fucking moolies.
and roll one of them big-ass Bahama joints.
I'd be at parties... There's always two or three at a party.
And men see those tears and we be, OK.
Greeks be like...
We saw you laughing while we were dancing. We saw you.
and act real confused. And mumble:
Be at a party, say, Hey, baby, come on, let's dance. See you later.
What are you looking at a fucking dancer and a melanzane for?
We don't need no contract.
Fuck You Eddieeeeeee!!!!!!
Fuck you, J’rr Craa!
Pay the Man, Miss Pippy!
Coff
no no I'm fine I'll just have a salad lol
You abide by my rules and my regulations, goddamn it.
a motherfucker is spinning the spinner and kicking my ass, Eddie.
You marry... You know how a lot of housewives gotta get jobs on the side
What goes around comes around, Eddie.
And she is inside the kitchen cooking.
Right? Why do shit be teasing your ass, right?
They'll get half your money, your house, your car, alimony,
Dick threats. Y'all don't realize how sensitive nuts are, do you?
And I was like, Now, that's pussy control for you, there. lol
Now, guys, I see a lot of y'all feeling real macho,
Yeah!!
Thank you Aditya
I walked in the house and his friend, Japanese girl,
And you standing there with this big house burger.
You move like you're 2 1 .
Baby, look. Whoa, hold on. Wait, we got to talk.
Don't be talking about cutting off my dick.
but you won't do anything. He say, Let's go.
...just remember ,Harry, if it don't work...
Fut Sheriff replies
Xena I thought you had some good pussy Then I had her and now when I think of you I think
Do not think for two seconds that you are the only one your man is fucking.
and scream your motherfucking head off.
you have to act like you can fight,
Ain't nobody gonna move after they seen you kick this dude's ass.
Everything is a question too. Hey, what am I, an asshole?
You look over there again and I'm gonna pick up a glass
I would like to tell you a story. I have five children.
No Money No Pussy
be a picture of Brooke like this:
You know what the man said? Wasn't me.
I don’t Give a fuck
And y'all know Bob be preaching this shit:
We are low by nature and have to do it.
A BURST OF FLAME FLY OUT MY D*** WHEN I PEE.
That shit scared the shit out of me. Half? I was petrified.
I said, That's it, I'm getting married. This is it. Gonna be me and her.
And then afterwards you be like this, I can't believe I fucked this bitch.
Me with Drama Ya heard!
I tell him that you treat a woman like you like a princess.
The woman be sitting on the bed, legs shaking:
You can't just keep messing around like you used to.