Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

And I know I've thrown my dick on the crap table many a night.

Bread is bread. Bring me that bread before I slap you.

with a handsome dude. You say, How that happen?

You say, No, I'm not gonna do it. And after that,

You got a problem? Well, I'm gonna settle your problem.

Shir...? What's wrong...? Hey, what's wrong with you?

OK. Fine. Don't touch the phone no more, Lil.

First, you make your voice go up an octave

Yo, check it out, Your Honor. I was inside the disco.

ham and cheese. I got a goddamn Silly Putty sandwich.

So you hand her the frying pan and she say:

And I was like, Yeah.

lf you... lf you have $5

GOT TO HAVE A J-O-B IF YOU WANNA BE WITH ME.

This sound like a tragedy, right? No, it was like this:

What's your problem, baby?

You got a lot of motherfucking nerve by asking me to sign a contract.

I can't believe that motherfucker did this to me!

I went out and found the perfect woman.

I don't give a fuck.

and sparks shot out the woman's ass

How the hell you gonna go somewhere...?

Because I ain't getting caught.

She's number one!

Eddie, who broke that lamp in 1 9 7 1 ?

At your mother's, the meat's right in the middle of the bread,

We don't have to do nothing.

and shot Jimmie Walker.

you sit there and go like, Hey, this is real.

I don't see no rings on these fingers...

So be careful. Get married.

The next time motherfucker call, tell him I said, 'Suck my dick.'

Wait till they got home and said:

You wait three months.

Fuck. I fucked her.

And I've had my share of pussy.

Yeah uh Whats your mother fucking problem

Don't you ever disrespect me. Don't you ever.

Ain't no man gonna tell me where I can go.

But once you make a woman come real hard,

lf somebody else move,

you ain't no regular housewife. You ain't got to clean the house no more.

Well, how come you keep fucking with me then, huh?

I think I'll have some Bon Bons there.

You gonna listen to me when I tell you to do something.

I turned that shit back to Johnny.

But I love you!

At McDonald's, the meat is this thin. Your mother's shit is like this or fatter.

Momma Always Says...

And if there was no Hot Wheels, we used Johnny Lightning.

We ate the toys, Eddie.

lf you fooled around, I would be so hurt and disgusted, I would wait

there's something really wrong happening here, baby.

You a motherfucker...

Lillian cannot use the phone

You know I'll bust you... Get the fuck off me.

Nothing Changes If Nothing changes

And that pain is worse, because it don't set in for, like, ten seconds.

You let it ring two or three times and hang it up.

Aye... Wasn't me...

That dance ain't new. lt ain't nothing but the old shuffle-butt.

That Laura sure is funny, ain’t he

Great fuckin movie

I pay the bills. I'm gonna answer the phone too?

She said she don't wanna fuck, she wanna make love.

Why don't you have something to eat?

They watching y'all dance.

This was it. This was the feeling I've been searching for. I finally made love.

You go off to Africa and get you a bush woman,

how to do it to you right, because when y'all find one,

You be like, Goddamn, who is that motherfucker?

My ego said, Well, give me your hand.

He didn't tell you you were entitled to half?

It's fucking great! I fucking love it! Alright, Hudzik!

and slap her in the face, Your Honor.

Happy birthday eddieeeee Suck my dick eddiieeeee!!!

You say, Shit, that's better than McDonald's.

Motherfucker punched you ln the mouth

Yeah, that Ed sure is funny.

Why does the rain Fall from up above?

that wouldn't rather be somewhere else with a nice stiff one in them.

I'll take a dick over a smile any day. Yes, I will.

Because the two don't match.

You know why I say my thing? I wanna know why all men fool around.

Because if I wanna drink something in my house, fine.

No, you didn't. Maybe I didn't.

saying some outlandish shit.

No, don't say 'nothing'. Eddie. Nothing from nothing leaves nothing

Youth to the government What have you done for me lately?

I went to a white disco recently and I watched the white people dance.

those are usually the ones that have the most skeletons in their closet.

lt works. Even if you can't fight,

My mother made it.

so my mother would write 'Happy Birthday Pop' on the Etch-A-Sketch.

Have A Coke And A Smile

He's a recluse. Behind closed doors, he might be completely different.

All you have to do, you marry a man with $300 million,

Ele vai te pegar, otário!

The woman's favorite... Y'all always make...

What does he mean, he figured us out?

and shove it in your fucking mouth. Don't look over there. No, you shut up.

Ain't no green peppers at McDonald's.

We sit down and talk it over.

Watching the ships roll in

- All of them. - 48 Hrs.

and his wife was on the other page and she was like this:

'That's all the shit I'm gonna get, motherfucker?'

So the lion said, Oh, yeah? Well, I can make the stars come out.

Ego said, Because you've got an image to uphold.

Oh you just saw Interstellar

I don't know why my stomach is making that noise.

- He looks good. - Handsome.

When you transfer to a different department. But your reputation beats you there.

And you just keep on waiting, you just wait and finally she gives you some.

and talk and act and walk and do everything like Richard.

But they do. There's not a woman...

Boardwalk, Park Place, lllinois Avenue,

I'm gonna smack one of you now, you hear?

Cut that Afro off, go back home in style. Who the hell he think he is?

And had an ass like this:

You just relax, don't worry. Just be cool.

You cannot say.... Filth flarn filth in front of people!

he comes in and he cracks the fucking moolie's hole like this.

DEREK. WAIT! WHOA, WHAO, WHAO, WHOA!!

Because I was in a discotheque talking to Deney Terrio from Dance Fever.