Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

And Mr. T was gonna fuck Ed up. He was...
Fuck you Eddie!!! HOOOOOSIERS
You feel like one of the Cosby kids and shit.
No, if you're sorry, you wouldn't have fucked her!
Give my dick back. Now, listen, be quiet.
That’s just jokes.
Hey, your woman is like this:
Next thing you know, Dexter is fucking your woman.
Got to get married in the '80s. I read the papers.
Get a little older, I'm gonna kick you in your nuts, see how you like it.
The big nigger named Abdullah's hand wrapped around his throat.
My wife, Camille, handles the ticket money.
Whatever you wanna see is OK with me.
Doc: So you have a burning sensation
Mike don't weigh but a buck-oh-five, you know.
and his brother woke up, jump on top of my boy and started kicking his ass.
The fuck outta here
Ma, we don't have no hamburger buns.
Suck my taint Suck my taint
After ltalians see Rocky, they come out the movie theater, they be like...
He don't look like, you know, like he can't fight.
And ladies... Now, here's a woman right here saying, Right on.
That's what I like about Sly. He goes in
We filming a movie here tonight and y'all gonna be in this shit.
.
- I'm telling you, that behind and all. - Yeah, he's looking sexy.
to where my wife is cooking dinner for the family.
She's sitting around in the kitchen by herself, mad,
Why, why, why? I do everything my man wants me to do
Then he started farting.
Since you can't get up off your ass and answer the phone,
Lillian
What the hell was you doing in that bitch's house?
of this big meatball on the bread.
Get your shy ass away from me.
God, that was the best cracker I ever ate in my life.
tell her i said ‘Have a Coke and a smile and shut the eff up’
Youth to the government: Well, what have U done for me lately?
Well, my dick don't get much harder than this.
Officer Cowen
I don't give a shit about either one of them.
I even liked Best Defense.
Goddamn, that's the best cracker I ever ate in my life!
We didn't have all the fancy things like you, Charlie and Vernon.
Then I started thinking about it. Half.
Two, 'Lillian cannot...'
Give me half, Manny! Give me half, Mr. 'fuck you' man!
There can be a cape hanging out your pussy with a big S on it.
Whatever the fuck make the people laugh, say that shit.
...in front of people.
Duck her and that big nose motherfucker They both eat shit and die
Guys, don't get trapped. We'll call them pussy traps.
You're looking at it while it's popping.
No fire shoot out my dick
When you come on home, baby Hold on a minute.
And I sat and listened to this man chastise me.
That's why they shy now.
Mr fuck you man
And kids are honest.
You go up and say, I never met anybody like you before.
And I was petrified. I would walk at parties and people say:
like Linc Hayes from the Mod Squad
So many skeletons.
Oh, Lester, sit your drunk ass down.
and chop the peppers up in big chunks.
And dumb niggas going, Yeah, what does he mean, we figured them out?
you can't go outside anymore either.
Because theoretically, that pussy's on lease.
I would be so hurt, you know what I would do?
And you not supposed to let a phone ring for a half-hour.
I respect my parents. And we didn't have shit. Okay?
YOU KNOW SOMETHING, F*** IT.
Just me and my friends.
YOU CANNOT SAY.... FILTH FLARN FILTH FLARN FILTH IN FRONT OF PEOPLE!
That's why I haven't been on the road the last three years.
I don't like the way you treat me, Eddie.
Lil!
Frank op een Gravelbike Stop Mike, stop
And there's a big split in the middle and grease is popping out.
Because I'm into American women. I like American women.
You finish shitting and you flush the toilet and wait a second
because you're trying to trap... Guys, don't be hurt. She likes you.
I see a lot of you good women sitting out there going:
A A
That's the new rules in the house.
And then he kicked him in the ding-ding.
where him and his wife sleep, with another woman, fucking!
lf I come home and a fireman putting the house out, I say:
The next time motherfucker call, tell him I said, 'Suck my dick.'
All we have is Wonder Bread.
I'm gonna keep rolling. This is my last roll.
You gambling with your dick, saying, Come on, need a woman with a mind.
People that watched the fight was in court.
and if you mess with Ed, you be dead.
and the shit don't work out and you break up a year later.
And Brooke knew too.
Wasn't me
Det halve! Donald
Well, listen, girl. Won't you come back around my place?
to a white man, look just like you!
And I say, I never said no 'filth, flarn, filth'.
You're not going to Shirley's house to play Pokeno. Fuck Pokeno.
Yo, man, Michael Jackson is mad. I was like, So?
Gotta be a good cook.
Nineteen years old. Beautiful face. A virgin. Nobody ever fucked her.
Everybody claimed I whipped their ass.
And that was your birthday cake. And we never complained.