Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You motherfucker.
Are you gonna put a ring on this finger?
Any woman can get any man she wants
Even the little, sweet, innocent ones have something that only them
Don't you never put your hands... Shut the fuck up.
Hey, baby, can you tell me some more jokes, please?
You stand there looking at it and you try to make it look like McDonald's,
You don't really be fooling around like Eddie Murphy say you do, do you?
Hi.
That's a dumb... I could never...
When you get into bed, would you rather have somebody say:
Could this be love? And be loved
I say, 'Well, what did he say?'
Except only I'm getting paid for the motherfucker.
My mother get some hot sauce and some salt and pepper,
He's special. I mean, he's good, clean and wholesome.
Fuck you, J’rr Craa!
Youth to the government:
I don't see no rings on your finger.
He had a tear in his eye and he said,
You be wondering if it's gonna hurt.
And all the people, the bouncers, came
Him and his fat bitch can kiss my ass!
and one of them picks with a fist in the back.
Then they hear that Rocky music.
The fight is on
You get what you give. That's why that man...
I said, I ain't punching nobody.
Oh, you just saw Rocky.
And you got green peppers and grease running down your hand.
Hey, you can't beat up the brothers. They jump in the fight.
sitting next to you right now when I asked you.
That's not racist. lt's true. We have thick lips
You're not going no place. You're not going no place.
or grab the back of your head and say, Fuck the shit out of me.
Goddamn, that was delicious.
As long as it's a PG. I hate scary movies.
with grease running through the middle,
I hate shy... You know, those shy women,
Goodnight Suck my dick. Bye bye
Girl, what you crying about?
There's a song out now called
Look up white woman in the dictionary and it be a picture of Reese like:
lt was two Etch-A-Sketches on top of each other.
lt's like saying black people have thick lips.
He's an asshole....
lf you were my woman, I make love to you constantly.
He's here, yes. Yes, it's him. Yes, it's him!
and mix the egg in and put paprika and all this shit in it
IS BEC.L MTV2 YES SHE IS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
its right here fuck you ju ju beans
looking like J.J. from Good Times and shit.
The kind of women, you take them out to dinner, you say:
Do y'all listen to the words or the beat?!
November Vote and do this to the ol' boys club!
I say, 'Yo, what you want, me go over, get the motherfucker autograph?'
Nobody gets punched for nothing. What...? Eddie...
I got one of those fathers who gets drunk and sings
Comes home from school the other day
I guess it's hard to find somebody that knows
She was so fine. She's one of the people that's so fine,
My mother would sit there and watch her 1 5-year-old son on-stage
You never put your motherfucking hands on me.
And long slob... When little kids cry,
Oh, you just saw Rocky.
You say, I wonder, did that hit my nuts, just...?
To come and ask me where I'm going? Nobody owns me.
You can take half the money, the car, the house, the children.
And the cars would come rushing across town. lt'd be:
Or even try to school you Oh, yeah
Brothers went to court, got educated on the judge.
If you gonna let a fuck come between our love,
American women are all off into this romance
Nobody white said shit.
because New York is a tourist place,
The woman's favorite threat is, I'll do something to your dick.
Helloooo.... I know you!! Mister fuck-you man!
I got Mechanics from all over walking up, going:
You just come on home. Stop crying. I'll cook you something to eat.
it was a big race war and suntan lotion and Jheri-curl juices shooting all over.
lf you were my woman, I make love to you constantly.
You treat me like animal.
You don't own me.
And then he had to give her $1 50 million of his money.
and have to give somebody $2.50, you'd be upset.
Have A Coke And A Smile And shut the fuck up
and throw a monkey wrench in your whole program.
Mr. T walk up and go, I heard you did some jokes about me.
Hey, paisan, you going in to see Rocky right now?
Nothing changes If nothing changes
No, fire shoot out my dick, is all.
I call my mother's house. Because you wanna hear:
Anybody's ever done this will agree with what I'm saying.
That's a contract that stipulates if we ever break up,
Hey, baby, what's going on? The rent, motherfucker.
Let's stick with this.
My favorite movie is Trading Places.
We fucked, all right? You happy now? We fucked!
Suck it, you black motherfucker.
you can't let her mingle with American women.
Don't think she won't. Don't think she won't.
Imma be where I’m at
I know all the girls do everything that you want.
Get down, Lester, you is talking!
And you go, Fuck you, bitch!
And the rules say 'No phone and no outside.'
Get somebody you gonna be with forever.
lt's fucking great. I fucking love it, man. Alright, Hudzik!
Every now and then you gotta whip somebody's ass,
And I ain't know what to do, so I scream for security.
So I know you gotta act like you can fight.
what am i, an asshole?
NOTHIN FROM NOTHIN LEAVES NOTHIN
Michael went on TV and everything he says, the public believes.
You Heard what I said, Moolie... We're Going to Take More Real Pictures
What Have You Done For Me Lately.
The monkey said, I can make the weather change.
I do not handle the money in the house.
I wanted to be Richard so bad, I used to go out on-stage when I was 1 5
if you weren't so vindictive.
The brothers went to get paid. I was, Brothers don't sue brothers.
Now, we sit in the living room waiting for Ennis to return.
Look, little ltalian white man.
Howbeit, lawyers are to be aware of mediation and roles they may play within the process.
And adults stand around going, That slob gonna break?
Now it's raining!
y'all stick through that man through all kinds of bullshit.
Your woman's standing, looking at it and crying.
Let's call them pussy traps.
It's fucking great. I fucking love it, man.
You're the 'fuck you' man, right?
Yo, man, Michael Jackson is mad. I was like So?
My girl start illing, 'Oh, there go Eddie Murphy.'
is fuck your husband.