Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Once there was a lion and a monkey.

Well, what have you done for me lately?

- All of them. - 48 Hrs.

and you thought i ditched all the men's shirts and left them on orange is the new black. w

and you're listening to this shit and I turned it...

those real quiet ones, you know.

Hey, little brother. Show me that little dance you-all be doing.

What? You had a fight?! Lillian, get my pistol.

She goes, No, just me and my girlfriends are going.

and fire shoot out your dick?

And your relationship changes from that moment.

and one chunk come back.

You're in this house to stay! You'll burn up in this motherfucker.

I'm a man. I want respect. I want respect, Eddie.

Soul’d Out Party This Saturday Please give me money for a ticket

Well, you don't be putting your dick in nobody else, then.

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

She would roll the Twister mats on the floor.

There was a picture of him like this:

Baby, that's not fair. Not no 1 50 million.

and it hangs this far to the ground. And it won't break.

Don't you let them fool you.

And he swung around my back

This big green pepper is hanging out the top

Then we get a Hot Wheels racetrack and put that around our waist as a belt.

I said, Security!

and have to wash your dick in the sink and all that shit.

because I'm bleeding, my lips are swollen,

We wait on that noise. We waiting on it.

Shame on you. You should've fucked them. Clap. Clap louder.

So be careful. Marry someone that's not gonna fool around on you.

And I say to my child, I say, 'Child...'

He busts it fucking wide open.

Now, let's talk about the word 'fuck' for a minute.

You keep messing her over, eventually she says shit like this:

Just get the fuck out, right?

I got a joke to tell.

By herself to the Bahamas?

So the monkey started climbing up the tree.

The wheels will melt in your mouth, Eddie.

Not my man Yes your man too

And I was waiting on the line and I saw the Enquirer magazine

Think about it. All them shy women that you meet,

Well, I'm supposed to be a fool, right?

She's gotta be butt naked on the zebra. And y'all think it's a joke.

Let me hear the men clap that are with women

You don’t like it .

Don't you ooh and aah.

Eventually, your dick will fall off.

you take what you had and I take what I had.

I did a lot of jokes about homosexuals a couple years ago

because you know you got to wipe your ass

lt's right here, all right? What? Hey, fuck you, all right?

Two Etch... Etch-A-Sketch cake. That's right.

I'll make you a hamburger better than bourbon steak.

Then you finally get it and she's like this, I'm yours.

Get the fuck out of my face with that shit.

Wait one second, goddamn it!

What am I, a fucking jerk? Get the fuck out of here.

You will be on the cover of the Enquirer like this:

Black people from New York have this trick we use on white people.

and put that around our waist. But we went to school, goddamn it.

Fuck you, Eddie.

Try to leave? Half!

Don't be... Look at the guys, looking at their women again like this:

I can't travel the country freely no more.

Show me that little dance you-all be doing.

I do too. I love Bill Cosby's show.

I ain't got to worry. As much as I love you,

Right? Be some shit this big, right?

Pull Ova Pull Ova

No, Lillian, where you going? Didn't I just say you couldn't go no place?

We were there kicking it and this ltalian dude

Me and my 1 1 brothers and sisters

Eddie Murphy! Fuck you!

Who punched you in the lips? ltalian? For what?

I need 12 million For my sprained eyes

I never came like that before. I can't believe it.

He said, Do people laugh when you say what you say?

I'm standing on the corner,

That was close.

Why don't we change the subject. Let's talk about something different.

Im gone be.... Where im at !

You gonna like this. When Sly comes out,

And she gotta be butt naked, because if she got clothes,

Chambers to Danielle

That's a lonely bitch at the end of that line. I'm gonna tell her.

And their mother think you talking baby talk.

That shuts you right up. You say, OK.

He's an asshole.

to their girlfriends? What the fuck you looking over there for?

You my woman, ain't you? I don't see no rings on these fingers.

He shot him in the lips, Lil.

Listen to the radio. That's what it's about.

so you rip the edges off around it, make it round.

And he has seen Rocky too.

doing everything he tell you to do. You a human being.

No, baby. That's just jokes.

You know where you see kids crying? I do it all the time, I'm sadistic.

and you build 300 million together, you deserve half.

Did y'all see Delirious?

Oh, make love to me

I ain't dancing at the Loft because I had a fight recently

Baby, come on. Would you stop? Oh, stop. Can we please stop?

If you were my woman, I'd make love to you constantly.

That was my life experience, but it sounded like Pryor jokes.

Now we have 300 million and 70 dollars

Got to have some money. lt says, No romance without finance.

If you were my woman, I make love to you constantly.

Well What have you done for me lately?

They be like, All right, Rock-O!

I gotta watch them eat peanut butter and jelly, bologna and Swiss,

Now tell them if somebody else move, you gonna kick their ass.

A thing, a thing, a marvelous thing Everyone knows it's Slinky

He might be this bad motherfucker behind closed doors.

and the seas roared,