Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Why do birds sing so gay?
Eddie Stanfill! I want…
Because y'all know Brooke would get fucked that night.
Now, of the five children that we have, there are four girls and a boy.
And the lion said, No, you can't.
I don't care, Eddie. I am American woman now.
I want you to be happy. Well, what you want?
Well.
Nothing from Nothing Leaves nothing
Yes, I fucked her, yes.
lf I need something, I can go to my family. My family takes care of me.
Why do they fall in love?
Didn't I always tell you, you reap what you sow? Yes.
'How you find out the house was burning?'
Hey, what you wanna eat? They go, I'll just have a salad.
For instance, I hate those quiet, salad-eating bitches,
Then I watched his show, because I didn't know him,
I don't answer to my father, I ain't gonna answer to no man.
I got McDonald's.
Goodnight duggee Doug fresh And motherfucker, dick, pussy, snot and shit, goodnight
You look up white woman in the dictionary,
lf a man do this, I kick him in his nuts. A man put his hands...
Had to do something
and make a big meatball and put it in the middle of this frying pan.
I was like, Ain't no brothers gonna sue me. Brothers sued Ed.
All we gonna do is talk?
When you go meet a guy, he wants you, you want him,
No, I'm not answering shit.
Listen to Madonna. I'm a material girl in a material world,
You gonna put your hands together?
Come on, that's the way I like it.
Oh, skinny cockeyed bitch. No, give my dick back.
I was so happy. And I went out and I went shopping.
Oh, it's your pussy! lt's your pussy!
A Slinky, a Slinky A wonderful, wonderful toy
lt's like, Hey, I don't do this often, I'm gonna do it right.
She ran down the hallway. Chased his woman down the hallway butt naked
I had a fight with an ltalian dude
I'd like to meet some pussy like that.
Other children would make fun of us because we got on Twister suits.
Suck it, you groovy motherfucker.
And the dude did like this, Come on!
Hey the nun on board ha ha are deadly force the nuns and your family 3 hotdogs from deli and a Nun too spook lets go lets take revenge
That's all right. Just worry about... Shit, you doing fine.
the phone rang for a half-hour.
So be careful. Don't get caught in a trap.
that's why I say it's stupid.
Patrick
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Walk through the door like this: I shot the sheriff
Stop making them dick threats.
'I'm smiling because I need money to go see the Eddie Murphy show.
We don't know everything about Michael.
We had to wear whatever my father brought home from work, Eddie.
Then I said, What's up with Johnny? I turned to the inside story
All men fuck other women.
I know you Eddie!
We wore the toys!
And ladies like sex just as much as we do, guys, but they act like they don't.
They will catch her by herself in the kitchen
Have a coke and a smile And shut the fuck up
Yes, I fucked her, yes.
Half Tom Brady.. HALF!!!
the shoe, the boat, the hat, the cannon,
Because they been raising hell all their life, now they shy.
You gonna put it on square Wonder Bread?
we start thinking about all the pussy we can get while she gone.
Send your woman home floating on air.
And the cars would come rushing across town. lt'd be: whoo whoo whoo whoo
Aaron Prout - where are you? I think he's joined the 'She's special' movement
for my father for his birthday and I sat down and ate it all by myself.
Twelve! I was disgusted.
They got 24-hour homo watch waiting for me in the airport.
Eddie. Eddie.
They're real... They're real timid, timid, timid, timid women.
That's right. You can help Mama make it.
Lillian Cannot use the phone
You got a whole lot of nerve, come and ask me where I'm going.
You're looking at the grease in the pan and thinking:
Then you call up your girlfriends and go, Why?
Me and your mother want respect.
R-E-C-C-T-T-P
Yes, that's why that man punch you in your mouth tonight,
Anything you say can and will be held against you.
I'm sorry, she will listen to your story. And that's the truth.
You got 251 Million End Meeting Like a Mothertrucker
Let me hear you clap.
But how can you do the moonwalk and ask a woman to dance?
I'm gonna write that down and put it on the fridge.
and tell me that he did... About what comedy is all about.
We so stupid, we think it was the weather. We be going:
His woman saw him come out,
and I said I ain't dancing. I went to clubs...
But you're not... I don't give...
Maybe I didn't.
Well, he's back in New York.
Right foot, blue. Left hand, red, Eddie. lt was a goddamn game to these kids.
And y'all put up with it.
...that nobody buys. I ate them.
I know you. I see you on television.
And have to give up $1 50 million?
Pull over! Pull over!
and another person knows about. All women.
Made me stay in the house, man. Almost got married last year.
Because they'll change her shit up.
lt is the truth. And, ladies, as soon as y'all make that noise,
Which is bullshit. I mean, fucking and making love, let's be real.
Hello, suck this, and MF and kiss my big black stuff.
I had 1 1 brothers and sisters, Eddie. My father made 1 3 cents a week.
Why does he have to lie to me? I think he was telling the truth.
You motherfucker.
She walks in:
Oh, my God. Oh, I can't believe it.
Look at these crazy motherfuckers.
ltalians don't play that shit. You hear the shit they say
was there with his girlfriend and she is looking at me or Deney.
Don't let him fool you Oh, no
is you got some trained bush bitch in your house.
So I say I'm gonna step on some feet till I feel I've redeemed myself.
I like to go to supermarkets and watch mothers lose it
the eyes, and I need 1 2 million for my sprained eyes.
First of all, I don't give a fuck who you are and what you have, OK?
What would you do, baby, take half?
That's the phone, motherfucker. That's not me.
See that black guy over there at the line getting candy?
and saw two niggers fighting two white guys.
- Do you watch the Bill Cosby Show? - Yeah!
I make love to you.
Take your coat off. No, you can't go no place because I said so.
And $1 50 million? Get...
She's all by herself, walking along, feeling sad, thinking about you
Do you hear this phone? I'm gonna answer, because I know it's Shirley.
You treat me like animal Noxxy