Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Come on, old man! Come on!

DIRTY D and SQUIRRELYDAN

Who wants to see me do a big ass stunt??

We sold 200 tickets at 5 bucks apiece, which comes to $1,000.

Anything to please the rug rats.

Denise. Would you kindly clear the wheels?

Who wants to see me DO A BIG ASS STUNT

Sweet. Thanks, buddy.

You know what proposal is super overrated? At a golf course

In fact, I've got a tattoo here that fully illustrates my point.

Blue's Big City Adventure 2003

Hey! What are you guys doing?

You can say thanks, if you wanted.

You don't have to call me sensei, rod.

You wanna Watch sitting ducks

Don't just stare at me! Go! Thank you.

- Say I'm a man. - Never.

YOU KNOW WHAT CAR IS SUPER-OVERRATED? 4x4Chevy

You're gonna look like a champion, rod.

Not until you beat me in a fight, you pathetic washout.

Where do you get off?

- cool, cool - Beans, beans

Okeydoke, rod. It's regulation size.

Yeah, you can pretty much just toss that after the fireworks go off. It's cool.

You wanna watch Kaycee

- Thank you, Rico. - Okay.

So, anyways, that's the update.

Don't just stare at me, go! Thank you.

I know things are feeling pretty bad for you right now,

Grandma got run over by a reindeer?

may they protect you

Who am i supposed to build ramps for now!

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

And Digiview Productions And the land before time and littlefoot fu and be cool and children of men and inside man and Maggie and the ferocious beast and lizzie McGuire and big fat sanoussi

The message is, Denise, it's rod.

You’re a pussyyyy

You’re the next Douglas Bubbletrousers!

If I'm gonna jump 15 buses, my body's gonna have to be in top physical form.

Who wants to see me do a big ass jump!

I am going to get you better And then I’m going to beat you to death!

No, no you don’t, I’m the only one who likes DIPAs

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

God, I go to church every goddamn Sunday!

and we've got to scrape the joy out of it every chance we get.

you have only to believe if you wish to achieve, kevin

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Oh, hey, Mr. pasternack.

Yeah, fine, Maggie. Put it on the table.

- Sure. - Okay. That sounds like fun.

He choked on some pie.

And I am genuinely sorry about the window!

Yeah, me neither. I was just being polite.

And you will respect me!

Grocery shopping.

Sensei, I have a question.

So, I thought it'd be fun if we all went around

I am asleep, homo.

I've been drinking green tea all goddamn day!

I'm just kidding. I can hear you. It was just really mean.

All right. What's the initiation?

The Tourettes Guy The Movie

this is not gonna work little my name is Bearglove!

Amazon, of course.

That's a good one. I like that.

Dave, this thing is number one!

You are pathetic!

Po Po Po Po Power with BEARGLOVE!!!

Honey, your phone's ringing.

Oh. Rod, what were you gonna ask me?

He used to work for evel knievel, testing his bikes before big jumps.

Yeah, we'll take three flaming Dr. peppers.

Yeah! And you know what won't make him smile?

She really gets me.

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

I'm freaking pumped!

And every time I do a stunt, I know he's watching.

We're gonna jump 15 buses.

The girl next door (2004)

I like those nerds.

Great. Everything's going super great.

I needed to think last night, so I galloped into a wooded Glen.

Superbad Fogell Shows His Fake ID To Seth And Evan Scene

what with your biological dad not being a real stuntman and whatnot, but,

I'd totally appreciate it.

Oh, yeah. I'm mainly just doing that so I can kick his ass.

That didn't work.

Do you like stunts? What about terminally ill stepfathers?

You guys are gonna hold me under water for 40 seconds.

Oh, shit. No mercy.

You're A puussyyy

Bearglove! Po Po Po Po Power with horseland

I'm not saying that kiss was hot, listeners,

And then I am gonna uncork the ass-beating of a lifetime on you!

this is not gonna work little shit

If you want epic pranks you're going to shut the hell up and quit hating on the videos