Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I would've done it right in front of his face, but he stormed out.

you don't want me in this. She'll wind up with tuberculosis.

I'm sorry. I just got this cell phone.

- Yeah, it's more like I love her soul. - Mm-mmm.

You can't ask...

Oh, thank you so much.

- What, are you kidding? - What are you talking about?

So, where's this HBO special?

Okay, wait, Larry actually wrote down...

- It's not all about looks anymore? - She's attractive.

- I might be losing a testicle. - You're kidding me.

All right, I think we should... you know.

If this was your show, then you would make every fucking plan...

- Don't get him excited, okay? - Okay.

- That's horrible. - Scrabble?

Thank you very much.

Does she even know what she looks like?

Well, if you'd like to tell me.

- Oh, yes, we do. - I beg to differ.

You ask way too much. I can't. Oscar, come.

She's allergic to peanuts, no peanuts.

Okay, good, because Richard's gonna come over

All right, that's true, but I kept you around.

Look, be man enough. If you gonna be a racist, be a man, man.

You know what? I am never having you guys over for dinner again.

Hey, by the way, is that guy any good?

- Do you not think this is stupid? - It's not such a big deal.

No, she needs to be over there with her husband.

will someone be able to taste it?

- No, they're the same. - Um-umm.

have them come over and cook peanut sauce...

A praying mantis can use that goddamn phone!