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Wait. Have you been here since you left that message?
I stood up to my parents for the first time in my life?
Hey, Ben, want to pick up trash with me?
So I'll just chill on the B train until I have to go to India.
Right, of course.
If I could have a smoke show like Paxton, Oliver would be kicked to the curb.
Wait, so I have to be on the same team as Denise?
He took the fat out of Ben's mom's double chin
I wanna remind everybody
You really sound like a hip, young, gay woman.
♪ Keep me here for a while ♪
Oh, uh…
First days are always weird.
Take the samples, the lip balm. There's eye cream there.
break someone's heart.
I know. It's a lot.
Netflix wants me for a docu-series called Field of Derms.
[McEnroe] And that was it. That was all Devi needed to hear.
[Mohan on voicemail] Hi, it's Dad. I'm… I'm here at the mall to pick you up.
but the real cleansing will be to…
Wow! Is Wolverine your patient?
[gasps]
Is that why our printer's so bad?
Because of Shira.
[phone pings]
and risked his life to help her say goodbye to her dad,
Oh no, little buddy. Marcus and I gotta be on the same team.
while in the audience at The Price is Right.
["Fire For You" by Cannons playing]
or that boy in math class who's allergic to the sun.
[Nalini] Oh, because now you kiss boys in overpriced SUVs?
So, about yesterday,
So, like, what's up?
All right. Everybody, come on. Back to work.
and all of Eve's queer friends.
[McEnroe] And that was exactly how Devi was starting to feel about this date.
It is so annoying how no one knows how nerdy you are because you're so hot.
[Devi] Guys, my mom's made up her mind. We're definitely moving.
Oh. Hi, Devi. Is Kamala around?
On my deathbed, wouldn't I be thinking about my kids and grandkids and stuff?
You're moving to India? Like, forever?