Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I'll get a tattoo of his name under my boobs like Rihanna.

that required no introspection or mature decision-making,

[McEnroe] They're talking about you, Devi. Be cool.

Guys, who cares? I have bigger news. Paxton kissed me in the park.

I mean, she was the person who gave me my first handy,

[Paxton on voicemail] Hey, I'm in your neighborhood.

♪ The first night I got in ♪

♪ And oh, you never got it ♪

don't let this voicemail get your hopes up.

Here are your stupid samples. They're not that great.

I always forget he's a celebrity. He's just so down-to-earth.

[McEnroe] Later that day,

I'm really mature about tons of shit.

[laughs] That's not true. You're not gross.

My mom keeps it for funerals or apologies to neighbors.

and well, they can all be yours for no less than $100,000.

Ben had broken the law, stolen his Dad's car,

brainstorming things we could do when I visit you in a couple of weeks.

Hello, Dr. Vishwakumar.

I assumed you lost your medical license for negligence.

I'm gonna try and sell him my patient roster for a vastly inflated price.

Yeah, unfortunately,

I'm just gonna let it slide.

Thanks. So do you.

Thank you for stopping by.

Ever since their steamy kiss in his car,

We're magic together.

It's what allowed women to join the workforce.

Ugh! This Trader Joe's puttanesca keeps falling out.

and your office looks like Caesars Palace,

Like, last night we could have hooked up, but then Trent barfed, and you left.

I would feel better leaving,

she felt close to her mom for the first time in a while

Thought maybe we can hang out, but, uh, it seems like you're busy.

But there will be a billion cocky nerds like Ben at Princeton.

I can't believe we're moving to stupid India.

Oh, is… is that why you're leaving?

Uh, if you're looking for Trent, he's over there peeing on a dead skunk.

♪ You can leave when you like ♪

Guess what? Due to my negotiating savvy,

I think I saw a silicone breast implant.