Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I understand. You get used to playing Monopoly in your birthday suit...
-Anyone? -There's an anyone.
...and there's something I think you should do about your future.
...said he'd call me back here.
Yeah, but just because I'm living my own life...
Gotta take care of Mom.
What's his area code?
...it's a little hard to change.
I'm a detective just like you.
Keep the sun to your back so he has to squint at you.
We'll talk about that later.
-Sorry. -What?
Mom? Please be in there. Mom, it's Agnes.
The subject of my mother living with me...
Come back, I'm so lonely.
Thank you, sweetie.
I know how you feel...
Bert...
Understand? And just because I don't want her to live with me...
Only thing missing is Bonjour hopping up on the breakfast table...
Honey, your birthday's coming up.
Okay, I was lying.
...my morning crossword puzzle and my afternoon nap...
Oh, Mom, this is Herbert Viola, my coworker.
Worked in a church, huh?
-I think what you really want is-- -Is what, Herbert? What I really want...
Turn these into the police, they don't belong to me.
...except you don't have anything to do.
Thank you.
Got quite a hunk of hardware here. Real space-age.
Actually, sometimes I think Mom's still taking care of me.
-Come on, Ma. The coast is clear. -Well, well.
Jeez.
...I'd be able to hold myself to a higher code of professional ethics.
...maintain eye contact, make him squint.
So how's life treating my baby girl?
Dad didn't exactly leave you in clover...
...steals back the smuggled goods...
...I need your help.
I can't do this. I can't do this.
But this is my day off. Besides, I just answer phones.
You have the right to remain silent, Bert.
Trust me, I know what I'm talking about.
Settle down, think about this logically.