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-After you. -You first.
Home?
And that's just fine.
Oh, but this is so much roomier than that little cracker box of ours.
Knock it off. You know as well as I do your mother makes your life miserable.
I'm sorry, Mr. Addison.
Except for the Pat Paulsen upset in '68. That was quite a blow.
Facts about my years of loyalty.
...you're so loving and considerate.
When the tourist gets home, the agency robs them...
Now you have a nest of your own...
Yes, it's Agnes.
Just let me finish, get this off my chest.
About last night, our little tiff.
Mom, you'll be safe here. Lock the door behind us.
Your mom is quite a gal.
Okey-dokey. It's for you, sonny.
Agnes!
A few weeks?
So I took the statue out of the purse...
Maybe if we stop, he'll just be willing to talk this out.
I need more money and I think I deserve it.
...for a while and tried to figure out how I could afford to give it to you.
Word of honour, ma'am.
You are not gonna know where I am. Nobody's gonna know.
-I'm glad you agree. -I'm glad you're glad.
Thank you, Herbert.
Agnes, there's only one thing to do.
She's alone.
Instead of drilling him with a glare of determination...
...a new tube of toothpaste, is better than nothing?
They call this the Mexican standoff.
Hey, all of the things we do don't turn out the way they should.
The car is registered at Ajax Rentals.
I understand you've just come from Mexico.
...from which he could easily look down on you...
-...even for you? -Even for--?
You could live here with me.
No. Telephone operator, retired.
Never know when there might be an extra mouth to feed.
...doesn't mean that I'm gonna turn my back on my family.
-Why are you doing this? -Wait, wait.
You said the same thing about Zippy.
I said everything you told me to say.
I'm not saying I won't think about this. Let me think about it this weekend...
-What? -Make a U-turn.
I never even met your mother.
Facts about my value to this office.