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DIY Dan
Whew.
Why did a vision of my future include a story about Homer and Lincoln's gold?
Oh. it was great at first. But. you know. at the 1 0-year mark. your eyes fall out.
[ Homer] God bless Native America!
[ Gasps ]
Que
Marge. I did it! I found Lincoln's gold!
No. And we've borrowed from every country in the world.
You changed monica. you used to be cool. No. I didn´t.
Gold bars discovered by Marge? Zero!
Smell ya later. Bart! Smell ya later forever!
- [ Excited Chattering ] - [ Bart ] Settle down.
Do you know how crazy that is?
Solid. The rest of you. go on home and look in your mailboxes...
Dad pushed a waitress. and Mom lost $20.000.
- [ Murmuring ] - Shh!
That lying. rail-splitting. theater-going freak!
- [ Whirring. Crackling ] - [ Nelson ] Hey. Dingus.
Smell Ya Later Blark Smell Ya Later Forever
Thank you. Down low. Too slow!
Hey. China is still cool. You pay later! Later!
- Listen. dude. - Oh. hi. Bart. How much this time?
Oh. what a bleak. horrible future we live in!
[ Backfires ]
So I’m my husbands/ dads dependent Moochy moochy
And that's the news.