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She knows what time dinner is. [CHEWING NOISILY]
Guys. the thing is. we totally have the money. and we tried to wire it to you.
- [ String Breaks ] - Oh. way to make a guitar. Sears.
to President Simpson's refund adjustment.
President ''elect.'' I could've been president. but I'm too real.
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I wasn't gonna gamble. I just wanted a Bloody Mary.
than amidst the frenzied excitement of the casino floor?
- #And he'll mail you a tape ## - [ Nervous Chuckling ]
Your country needs you.
But you can't see it. Oh. you can.
Gold bars discovered by Homer? Well. let's just see.
What happened? You used to be cool.
They-They ate the comment book!
- That's Crazy Talk. - No. It's true.
[ Loud Buzzing ]
I'm sick of having to dry myself with a newspaper!
- [ Loud Feedback ] - [ Screaming ]
Mr. Flanders. you're blindeded!
Isn't there any money left for that?
[ Homer Grunting ]
Anyway. can I get you some Soylent Green?
- How bad is it. Secretary Van Houten? - We're broke.
Smell ya later, Asana. Smell ya later, Forever.
If you don't use them by the end of the term. phht! They're gone.
Meanwhile. they're making major interest on my salary.