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[ Chirping ]
to the man you will become.
- [ cucumbers ] - oops. Windshield-wipers. Honey.
All right. Which one of you suits ran over my moped?
- This speech could make or break my presidency. - I hear ya.
It gets kind of hazy after that.
he sent me to Belly Flop Academy.
Folks. you're gonna want to turn around.
He's in his box. pining away.
When we're finished. we can go through Bill Clinton's porno stash.
This cool Indian guy showed me our future.
In three. two-
Now we'd like to play a Jimmy Buffett song...
That's Crazy Talk
Of what? The United States of Dorksylvania?
Yeah. Crazy Talk came up with that.
Hey! An Indian casino!
but it is only through arduousity that-
- [ Grunts ] - Wait!
[ Bell Ringing ]
Uh. what's the difference between Pakistan and a pancake?
[ Murmuring Agreement In Various Languages ]
Right! Let's bash a noggin!
Mm-hmm.
- # Post Office Box 30452 ## - Good night. America.
- Hans? - He might've been a temp. Very surly.
As you know. we've inherited quite a budget crunch from President Trump.